I limped all the way to my friend barber shop to tell him to horrible news. I barged right in the front door and saw him working on one of his costumers.
"JOSH!! What in the world happened to you." By look of his face, I could tell he was scared and shocked. My appearance was a disaster. My golden brown hair was in disarray, shaped in any which way. The clothes I had were scuffed and filled with holes. Dirt and grass changed the color of my jeans and plain T-shirt.
"Someone came in and robed my house." I explained to him. "He took everything but the bathroom sink!"
My friend gave me a puzzling look. "You mean the kitchen sink. The phrase is 'took everything but the kitchen sink...'" He informs me.
"Naw man! He took that too."
The End.
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Book Of Josh Hutcherson
Teen FictionAmusing stories about the famous actor Josh Hutcherson. No harm intended, just a parody I made.