Book Of Josh Hutcherson

Entry 39

I always say nothing is impossible, so my friend asked me.

"If nothing is impossible, try stapling jelly to a cinder brick wall upside down floating in the air while being shot at with a gun." My friend asked.

"It's possible because you could freeze the jelly while upside in a 0 gravity room while wear a bullet proof vest." I reply to him.

"Well you can't penatrate frozen jelly with a stapler let alone a concrete wall." 

"Not if you have a staple gun and you have already drilled two holes in the concrete wall." I said.

"No, a reguler stapler and a bullet proof vest can only stop about 2 bullets let alone a blunt force." My friend questioned me. 

"Well you know what, I'm using a staple gun and I would Just wear more than 1 bullet proof vests."

My friend is speechless.

The End.