**Dedicated to Dinocatcake! ^-^ It's supposed to be like Aladdin.**
Thor: *runs through the streets holding a plate of pasta* HUEHUEHUE!! BYE FELICIA!
Italy: Shaddap! >:U It's Feliciano!
Thor: *bumps into me* Ow...
Me: Hello there.
Thor: Hello there. *eyebrow wiggle*
Me: >< Awkward.
Italy: *hits Thor's head with a frying pan* MY PASTA!
Me: I cri. ;-;
Thor: *wakes up* I cri. ;-;
Italy: *eating pasta*
Me: *eating Thor's hammer*
Thor: *eating Loki*
Loki: Dafuq? O-o
Me: LOKI! *eats Loki*
Loki: Thor isn't even Thor!
Me: Wut?
Loki: Nope. He's Thar!
Me: I cri. ;-;
Thor: It's true. I'm a peasant.
Me: I'm a princess! Hahaha!
Loki: =_=
Norway: I can help you not be a peasant, Thor.
Thor: Yay!
~Timeskip~
Norway: You have three wishes Thor.
Thor: Hmm....I can be more loved than my brother. I can get Iron Man. And I can rule the world!
Captain America: *in monkey form*
Norway: Ok then. Here's Iron Man.
Iron Man: Get on!
Thor: *rides on Iron Man like flying carpet* YUS!!
~THE END OF MY CRACK!~
** I know it wasn't even me x Thor but I hope you guys like it. ^-^**
