England: Hello America.
America: No. I don't want to be called America anymore.
England: Then, what do you want to be called?
America: The name's Bomb.....Twerk Bomb......
All the other countries: *start a flash mob*
England: What? What's going on?!
Japan: I'm a kitty cat! *wearing cat ears*
Prussia: *is wearing a dress* Zhe hills are alive vith zhe sound of mein awesomeness!
England: ???????
Italy: Veee~ *explodes into Starbursts*
Me: STARBURSTS!!!!
Romano: *explodes into Sour Patch Kids*
Me: SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!!! *eats Italy and Romano*
England: ?!!!!!!?????
Hungary: *smacks Prussia with a frying pan and turns into Wonder Woman*
Me: *turns into Sailor Moon*
England: *facepalm*
Me and Hungary: *beats up all of the guys* GIRL POWER!!!!!
England: *eyetwitch*
