*This is what happens after I watch Gravity Falls....*
Me: *playing a dating sim*
2p Italy on dating sim: You are so pretty. We can be together....forever...*evil face and virtual sounding laugh*
Me: *doesn't notice* Yeah.....
America: It's time to go out and meet real dudes! >:U
Me: NUUUU!!!
America: *drags me out*
2p Italy: *creepy face* Hehehe....real dudes huh? *follows me through electricity wires*
~Timeskip brought to you by Germany Cheezes. "Vhere a vurst can be a vurst."~
Me: *is on a date with England* So....*blushes* How are things?
England: *blushes* Fine.
Me: *sees 2p Italy in arcade game behind England*
2p Italy: England will break your heart...you know you'll end up in my arms.......
Me: *spits soda on England* Sorry....
England: T-that's ok. What are you looking at? *turns around and sees 2p Italy* ???? O_o
2p Italy: You'll be mine.
America: And this date was going so well. D: *obviously was watching the whole time*
Me: *tries to destroy computer system* It won't break.....
2p Italy: Yes. I cannot be destroyed. My creator Himaruya learned that the hard way. He had to be dealt with. *pulls out knife*
Me: No wonder why season 6 is taking a long time!
2p Italy: *goes to kill England*
Me: NUUU!!! *kills 2p Italy*
2p Italy: *dies*
Me: Are you ok England? *hugs England*
England: Yeah. I'm fine. *kisses me*
Me: *blushes and kisses back*
2p Italy: *eye twitch* I can never die. O_-
