America: Step 1 on how to pick up chicks. Start with a pick-up line.
Me: *bored*
America: Are you a campfire cause you're hot and I want s'more.
Me: .............*leaves*
America: Step 2. Pretend your hurt. *hits foot with table* OOOOWWWWW!!!!
Me: Are you ok, Alfie? *hugs America*
America: *wink wink* That is how you pick up chicks.
England: *takes notes*
**All of the random brunette anime girls are supposed to be meh! They are not mine though sadly.**
