Me: Hey guys! I have a new offer!
Kylo: Not these stupid things...
Superman: Just stop already. No one likes you.
Me: Shut up... OR I'LL PUSH LOUIS LANE OFF THE BUILDING AND MAKE SURE A CAR HITS HER WHILE SHE'S AT IT!!
Superman: O-O
Batman: I...
Me: Don't start with me, Batman...
Batman:........
America: WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY?!
Me: Well, I now give writing advice!
Batman: Lame...
Me: WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN HERE?! KYLO! YOU TOO!
Kylo: *kills a stormtrooper*
Me:........ You guys suck... Anyway! You can ask for advice and I can even give you training! No payment required!
Kylo: If you need a teacher to show you the ways of the force...
Me: Stahhhhpppp! I'll leave Rey on Jakku!
Kylo: Ok. Better for me. I don't have to deal with that brat.
Me: And Batman! Batman! Batman!
America: Nanananananana
Batman: Punishment enough...
Me: So yeah... You can now ask me for advice! Or if you want a specific character from here to give you training, you can! For example, let's say you want training from Kylo. (Who wants to?)
Kylo: Don't think just because you put it in parenthesis, I don't see it...
Me: Then just ask me and I'll bring him along to train you. That's it. Have a nice day/night or whatever it is!
