**Portugal is a girl. I know....you probably wanted yaoi...**
Portugal: Hello my sweet and handsome Spain. ^^
Spain: Um.........h-hola.......
Me: I ship it....^_^
Spain: O_o Help me..........
Portugal: *hugs Spain*
Spain: Uh.......um......
Portugal: *licks Spain*
Spain: *blushes* What are you doing?
Portugal: *whispers to Spain* I love you, Spain............
Spain: C-can I go to the bathroom for a second?
Portugal: Ok.
Spain: *walks to the bathroom*
Portugal: One Mississippi! *attacks Spain*
Spain: GAH!!! *falls over*
Me: *laughs*
Spain: >:U
Portugal: ^_^