America: *sees Japan on the 3DS* Hey Japan! What's up?
Japan: *on the 3DS ignoring America*
America: Dude. What are you doing?
Japan: *becomes obsessed with this 3DS*
America: Dude.....you're freaking me out...
Japan: *sighs and turns around* I have my Tomadachi rife to worry about. It's arr about the Tomadachi rife! *evir raugh*
America: O_o ??????
Me being a Narrator: In the end, Japan made a Tomadachi life version of everyone. He made yaoi and yuri ships canon and made his own fabulous, little life. ((He made a me and England canon....O///O)) France, of course, also became obsessed with Tomadachi Life and forced marriages all of the time. England soon stole the 3DS and took me, Germany, America, and China to go and throw it in a volcano and burn it. It became......too powerful......
Japan: TOMADACHI RIFE!!!!
