Me: What if China did the opening instead of Italy? O_o
~In that universe~
Germany: We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past! And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out: Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit! Now if you want to go make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salutes of my country's past.
China: *raises hand*
Germany: Germany recognizes his friend China. (Doesn't make sense...I know..XD)
China: *sparkly* PANDAAAA!!!!
Pandas: *are everywhere*
Main titles: Hetare Chugoku
~Normal universe~
Me: O_o What if?
China: PANDA!! :3
