10th Doctor: Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me....but if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to David Tennant scented body wash, he could smell like he's me. ^^
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in the Tardis with the MAN YOU'RE MAN COULD SMELL LIKE! What's in your hand? Now back at me. In my hand, there's a fob watch with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again. THE TICKETS ARE NOW DALEKS!
Dalek: EXTERMINATE!
10th Doctor: Anything is possible when your man smells like David Tennant and not a lady. *suddenly is on a horse* I'm on a horse. ^^
~Old Spice jingle plays~
Me: O-O
