Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

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**The whole thing in song except for America....**

Me: ......*next to England* ........Anything you can do I can do better! >:3

England: HA!

Me: I can do anything better than you.

England: No you can't.

Me: Yes, I can.

England: No, you can't.

Me: *starts singing* Yes, I can. Yes, I can!

England: *sings* Anything you can be, I can be greater

Sooner or later I'm greater than you.

Me: No, you're not.

England: Yes, I am.

Me: No, you're not.

England: Yes, I am, yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.

Me: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.

England: *shakes hips fabulously* I can live on bread and cheese.

Me: And only on that?

England: Yep.

Me: So can a rat.

England: :P Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.

Me: I can sing anything higher than you.

England: *high((voice!))* No you can't.

Me: *higher* Yes, I can.

England: *higher* No you can't.

Me: *higher* Yes I can.

England: *higher* No you can't

Me: *highest* Yes I can!!!

England: How do you sing that high?

Me: I'm a girl! -_-

England: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.

Me: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker.

England: I can open any safe.

Me: Without bein' caught?

England: Yep.

Me: That's what I though you crook. *wink*

England: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.

Me: I can hold any note longer than you.

England: No, you can't.

Me: Yes, I can.

England: No, you caaaaaaaaaaannnnnn'tttt.

Me: Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can...........

England: O_O YES YOU CAN! Where do you keep all that air?

Me: Neh....

England: Oh. *turns away and blushes* I can jump a hurdle!

Me: I can wear a girdle!

England: I can knit a sweater!

Me: I can sell it better!

England: I can do most anything!

Me: Can you bake a pie?

England: No.....

Me: Neither can I.

England: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!

Me: I can sing anything sweeter than you!

England: *sweet* No, you can't.

Me: *sweeter* Yes, I can!

England: *sweeter* No, you can't!

Me: *sugar* Yes, I can!

England: No, you can't, can't, can't!

Me: Yes, I can, can, can!

Me: Yes, I can!

England: No, you can't!

America: O_o

**Longest one ever! I really can hold my breath that long! XD**

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