**The whole thing in song except for America....**
Me: ......*next to England* ........Anything you can do I can do better! >:3
England: HA!
Me: I can do anything better than you.
England: No you can't.
Me: Yes, I can.
England: No, you can't.
Me: *starts singing* Yes, I can. Yes, I can!
England: *sings* Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
Me: No, you're not.
England: Yes, I am.
Me: No, you're not.
England: Yes, I am, yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Me: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
England: *shakes hips fabulously* I can live on bread and cheese.
Me: And only on that?
England: Yep.
Me: So can a rat.
England: :P Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
Me: I can sing anything higher than you.
England: *high((voice!))* No you can't.
Me: *higher* Yes, I can.
England: *higher* No you can't.
Me: *higher* Yes I can.
England: *higher* No you can't
Me: *highest* Yes I can!!!
England: How do you sing that high?
Me: I'm a girl! -_-
England: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
Me: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker.
England: I can open any safe.
Me: Without bein' caught?
England: Yep.
Me: That's what I though you crook. *wink*
England: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
Me: I can hold any note longer than you.
England: No, you can't.
Me: Yes, I can.
England: No, you caaaaaaaaaaannnnnn'tttt.
Me: Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can...........
England: O_O YES YOU CAN! Where do you keep all that air?
Me: Neh....
England: Oh. *turns away and blushes* I can jump a hurdle!
Me: I can wear a girdle!
England: I can knit a sweater!
Me: I can sell it better!
England: I can do most anything!
Me: Can you bake a pie?
England: No.....
Me: Neither can I.
England: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
Me: I can sing anything sweeter than you!
England: *sweet* No, you can't.
Me: *sweeter* Yes, I can!
England: *sweeter* No, you can't!
Me: *sugar* Yes, I can!
England: No, you can't, can't, can't!
Me: Yes, I can, can, can!
Me: Yes, I can!
England: No, you can't!
America: O_o
**Longest one ever! I really can hold my breath that long! XD**
