Creepy Conspiracy Theories

Drug Addict Sea Sponge Gone Wild! (SpongeBob SquarePants)

                                                                        This theory was given to me by my friend Janine so thanks!

So this theory states that SpongeBob and his friends are all on different types of drugs which explains their personalities which also match the drugs they take. So SpongeBob is believed to be on Methamphetamines which explains why he is always so happy and optimistic but can also change from happy to sad in an instant. Patrick is on Marijuana because of his lack of intelligence, constant hunger, and ability to find anything funny for absolutely no reason. Squidward is on Heroin as he is always angry and depressed which is trait to those who take the drug. Mr. Krabs is on Cocaine which explains why he is so obsessed with money as Coke is expensive. Finally Sandy is an alcoholic as in ever episode she ruins it because she's been drinking to much and all her experiments get fucked up because she did something wrong while in her drunken state.

Another theory states that all seven characters represent one of the seven deadly sins. SpongBob is Lust as he has eyes for everyone's attention and optimism. Squidward is Wrath as he tends to have explosive episodes. Patrick is Sloth because he's lazy as fuck! Mr. Krabs is Greed because his main concern is usually money. Plankton is Envy because he is jealous of Mr. Krab's success and always attempts to steal the secret Krabby Patty formula. Sandy is Pride because she convinces herself she is the smartest person in the world and her experiments are perfect. Finally Garry is Gluttony because he's always eating.

A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed this theory and can comment and leave a suggestion. I got these details from Shane Dawson and also a picture I found on the internet about the second theory. All rights go to the maker and the two I mentioned above. Thanks for reading bye!