#139- Period Talk
Ashton: "Nuh-uh. No way." "Come on Ashton." You whine. "I really need some!" He shakes his head. "I love you Y/N but I am not going to buy tampons." "You went shopping for bras and panties with me." "Yeah, but I got to see you try them on." You raise an eyebrow. "You want to see me put a tampon in?" He falls off the couch in shock. "Fuck no!" "Aww babe, if you really want me to." You slowly start to pull down your shorts and for a moment Ashton is entranced but then he remembers. "No! Y/N don't do it!" "You sure? It's a pretty heavy flow so-" "I'm going!" He scrambles off the floor and grabs his keys. "I'm going to get the tampons!" You laugh as you hear the car start.
Luke: You're in a bad mood because you just started your period and Luke thought it was hilarious to mess with you and laugh at your expense. "Come on babe, why you being so serious?" "Leave me alone Luke." "What the hell crawled up your panties?" He teasingly asks, poking you in the stomach and smiling when you scowl and continuing to poke you. "Damn it, Luke stop poking me!" "Then answer me." "A crime scene." "What?" He asks in confusion. "It's like a fuckin' crime scene in my panties." "Y/N!" He yells and this time it's you who's laughing.
Michael: "Why are you laughing?" You ask as you look at Michael quizzically. "I just read this tweet that said PMS is Prepare to Meet Satan." Your eyes narrow. "You have no clue what it's like to have a period so I'd stop talking if I were you." "Please babe." He says as he puts his arm around your shoulders. "Everyone knows girls over exaggerate when it comes to periods. So what if you bleed a little, the worlds not gonna end." You raise an eyebrow. "Have you ever pulled out a wedgie and accidentally grabbed the tampon string instead? Have you woken up in excruciating pain and realize you bled during the night? Have you sneezed and felt like you were giving birth to a volcano? Do you know what it's like to stand up and feel like you uterus has fallen out? Have you-" "I get it!" He screams in panic, covering your mouth with his hand. "So what were you saying earlier about periods?" You push his hand away. "Nothing babe." He replies quickly. You smile. "Good boy."
Calum: "Bless you." Calum says as you sneeze. "Gah, I hate sneezing! Fuckin' shit!" You curse. "Calm down babe, it's just a sneeze." "Please, you're not the one giving birth to a volcano every time you sneeze!" His eyes go wide. "That was not something I needed to hear." You smile sneakily. "It's worse if you've been sitting down for a while, because when you stand up it's like Niagara Falls." He covers his ears and walks away from you. "I can't hear you." "It's like shark week there's so much blood." "I can't hear you! I can't hear you! I can't hear you!
