#151- You Send Him Drunk Texts
Ashton: You: BABEE COME PICk me UP
Ashton: Why? The party isn't fun?
You: YAH I JUsT REllY WANA FCK YOOOOUUUU
Ashton: kk, I'm coming....but you're going straight to bed...
You: YOU CANT CONTROLE ME DiCKTAITOR
You: SEE wHAT I DID DERE.? HEHE
Ashton: Oh god...😒
Luke: You: asdfghjkl
Luke: Y/N? wtf?
You: ur sah asdfghjkl
You: You sexi
You: Like ZAAAYYYUUUMM
Luke: Alright, baby...I think you've partied enough...Coming to pick you up...
You: OkAI CAN YOU MAKE MEH PIZZA ROLLS?
Luke: Sure :-)
Michael: You: Ur SAH HAWT
Michael: Thanks? You're pretty sexy yourself ;)
You: Can WE DUCK?
You: I MEAN FUCK?
Michael: Umm, baby...Are you drunk or high?
You: A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. LOLOLOLLOL
Michael: kay, I thought so...I'm coming to pick you up...
You: Okay
You: CAN WE STLL FUCK THO?
Michael: maybe tomorrow, okay?
You: OKai
Calum: You: AND I SAID HEY! IT'S A WONDERFUL TIME TO PLAY!
Calum: Is that the intro song to Arthur?
You: IDK I THOUGH IT WAS A ONE DIRECTION SONG!?
Calum: Oh God, Y/N...You're wasted -_-
