Wrong Number l.t

Wrong Number

ME: Mom, I need some gum my breath smells like shit.

MOM: Um, I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter

ME: Very funny mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol.

MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood.

ME: Oh. Shit.

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So this is mostly a texting book... It's gonna be real funny because I'm all in for that shit.

I hope you guys like this one :)

Well hi. This is not 12 year old me this is 14 year old me and let me just tell you... This story has so many typos that I am too lazy to fix. So read at your own risk, because they will probably kill you.

Toodles!