Louis's POV
Me: hey babe do we need to replace the car seat for Darcy?
My Love: no
Me: are you sure?
My Love: yes
Me: are you sure you're sure?
My Love: don't test me bitch
Me: i'll keep that one in mind
My Love: damn right
My Love: did you get Darcy's baby photos yet?
Me: i'm on my way
My Love: thank god
My Love: when you get home it's your turn
Me: hahaha okay i'm on it
Noelle's POV
Dumb Ass: hey i got the photos
Me: really? how do they look? was the photographer good?
Dumb Ass: she's beautiful as always baby
Me: respect
Dumb Ass: right on
***
Harry: hey it's harry
Me: yes harry, we've been over the fact that your name is on your contact
Harry: -_-
Harry: anyways how is Darcy
Me: she's good as always except for the fact that she cries and shits all the time
Harry: that's a good thing
Harry: i still can't believe you guys stole my idea for my first daughter's name
Harry: you guys are an asshole of a couple
Me: :)
Me: thanks
***
Lex: hey noelle it's me lex
Me: yes, i know
Me: wuts up
Lex: is it normal to want to eat pennies
Me: ...
Me: hang on i'm asking Siri ut she thinks i'm sayng, " is it formal to sweat babies"
Me: she said, "I am concerned for you"
Lex: so it's not normal
Me: no lex, it's not normal
***
Niall: HEYYYYY GUESSSSS WHO IS IRISH
Niall: ME
Niall: I'M IRISH
Me: HOLY SHIT
Me: NO WAY
Me: I THOUGHT YOU WERE AFRICAN AMERICAN
Niall: noelle you need to get your eyes checked
Niall: like, now
Niall: i told Siri wut you just texted me, and even she said, "I am concerned"
***
Liam: khaki or yoga pants
Me: khakis
Liam: wut why i thought girls like yoga pants
Me: oh i thought we were talking about you
Me: oh god
Me: you in yoga pants?
Me: fuck no
Liam: oh yea
Liam: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1b/44/26/1b4426dc5f1e424ac016d76518f43819.jpg
Me: your just pretending to do yoga in that picture
Liam: do i look good tho?
Me: i mean, yea i guess
Liam: THERE IS THE SUGAR
***
Zayn: VAS HAPPEN'IN
Me: zayn cereal that is so 2015
Zayn: ...
Zayn: it is 2015
Me: yea but like
Me: the old 2015
Zayn: okay then
Zayn: wut am i supposed to say in the new 2015
Me: just start randomly singing fetty wrap and you'll be fine
Zayn: wut?
Zayn: who names themselves fetty wrap
Zayn: it sounds like a McWrap
Zayn: that ends up being a rip off
***
Me: hey louis
Dumb Ass: yea babe
Me: can you pick me up some gum my breath smells like shit
***
Okay that was the end of Wrong Number!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me what you guys thought and yes, I am starting a new fanfic.
Now make a vote on who it should be on:
Louis
or
Harry
And a lot of you are saying that I only like Louis and Harry. But that's not true at all. I like all them, but it's just easier to think of Harry and Louis's facial expressions as I write and to get there personalities down. I hope you understand that I do like all them, but using Harry and Louis as my main characters makes it easier for me.
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Wrong Number l.t
FanficME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. S...
