So. One day there was this girl and she was bored ( and her name totally wasn't Heaven pff what ) and all the sudden Heaven- WHAAAA WHOSE HEAVEN THERE IS NO HEAVEN WHAT YOU ON thought, "life is shit. Lets write a sequel. "
So this anonymous person wants to know what you guys think.
It will be before Darcy by the way sorryyyyyyy ( not sorry ha. ha. ha. ) fanfictions with babies just really gets in the way of dirty shit ( jk jk can't write smut because I'm afraid my mom will find out. She scares the shit out of me )
Cock blockers I tell ya. ( i am talking about both babies in fanfiction and my mom hahaha )
SOOO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
~ anonymous
My sister: let it go heaven.
Me: stfu
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number l.t
FanfictionME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. S...
