Me: im gonna call u spongebob
Spongebob: wut why
Me: u have blue eyes
Spongebob: WHAT DOes tHAT HAVE TO DO WIth anThyTHING
Me: nice grammar
Spongebob: thanks sandy
Me: wut
Sponebob: sandy... from spongebob...
Spongebob: TELL ME YOU KNOW SANDY.
Spongebob: COME ON NOELLE HAHA VERY FUNNY
Spongebob: YOUR KIDDING RIGHT BECAUSE IF YOU ARENT I WILL FIND YOU
Spongebob: AND I WILL KILL YOU.
Me: JESUS CHRIST I GO TO GET A DRINK OF WATER AND THIS HAPPENS.
Impatient Prick: oops.
Me: Yea oops.
Impatient Prick: poops
Me: loops
Impatient Prick: hoops
Me: woops
Impatient Prick: boobs
Me: scoops
Me: WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number l.t
FanfictionME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. S...
