Main Hoe: Noelle.
Main Hoe: Hey Noelle.
Main Hoe: N
Main hoe: O
Main Hoe: E
Main Hoe: L
Main Hoe: L
Main Hoe: E
Main Hoe: NOELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Main Hoe: noelle.
Me: wut
Main Hoe: way to be enthusiastic
Me: im on my period shut up
Main Hoe: i told you i cant
Me: |:(
Main Hoe: unibrow...
Me: [picture attached] i dont have a unibrow
Main Hoe: thats not what your emoji says...
Me: UHG. well you texted me like what 8 times so whats up
Main Hoe: oh yea we should meet
Me: idk...
Main Hoe: ouch.
Me: jk dude. jk. where do you even live
Main Hoe: well i live in connecticut
Me: well thats not that bad i live in new york
Main Hoe: there is a catch
Me: no...
Main Hoe: yes... i live in dancaster
Me: tf is dancaster
Main Hoe: its in britain, noelle
Me: WHAT. BUT CONNECTICUT!!!!!!!!
Main Hoe: well i dont live in dancaster but im visiting family for four more months
Me: so i have to wait for four months
Main Hoe: yea im sorry but i promise when i get back i will make you a big picnic by the old oak tree i used to climb when i was little
Me: really? what else?
Main Hoe: and we will make a fort and sleep under the stars after eating Ben&Jerrys
Me: are asking me on a date louis
Main Hoe: that could be a possibility...
Me: oooooh louis is getting flirty
Main Hoe: tap dat ass
Me: wut
Main Hoe: now twerk twerk twerk
Me: wtf louis
Main Hoe: lets talk about you and me... lets talk about sex
Me: dude your hornyyyyyyyy
Main Hoe: yea i am im louis tomlinson
Me: omg wtf bye
Main Hoe: DAMNIT HARRY
Main Hoe: I SWEAR THAT WAS NOT ME
Main Hoe: NOELLE COME BACK OMFG
Main Hoe: BABY COME BACK
Me: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEEE
Main Hoe: hey girl
Me: heeeeeeeeey
Main Hoe: were so weird
Me: i wont argue with that
Main Hoe: you still up for the oak tree tho
Me: so that was you
Main Hoe: the sweet and kind and romantic stuff: yes. the perverted comments: no.
Me: sure it wasnt
Main Hoe: tap dat ass
Me: harry?
Main Hoe: tf how did you know
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FanfictionME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. S...
