Louis: one more weeeeeeeeek
Me: about a week ago
Louis: omg that song is so old Noelle
Me: omg this is my song been listening to the radio all night long
Louis: jesus christ
Me: jesus take the wheeeeeel
Louis: Noelle i swear
Me: her name is noelle
Louis: alright that song is okay
Me: ...
Me: idk a song to that
Louis: BEST SONG EVERRR
Me: wut song is that
Louis: ...
Louis: idek
Me: hey guess what time it is
Louis: like 7:40pm???
Me: nope
Louis: then what time is it lol
Me: ITS 1738
Louis: I'M LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLO
Me: SEEN YOUR PRETTY ASS AS SOON AS YOU CAME IN THE DOOR
Louis: I JUST WANNA CHILL GOT A SACK FOR US TO ROLL
Me:MARRIED TO THE MONEY INTRODUCED HER TO MY STOVE
Louis: idk the rest
Me: thank god because i didnt either
Louis: this is why we are nouis
Me: ITS LOELLE
Louis: JIMMY PROTESTS
Me: tf who is jimmy
Louis: idek i was reading through this old book liam's mom had and that was one of the lines
Me: wow.
Me: WELL THEN NOELLE PROTESTS
Louis: JIMMY COMES BEFORE NOELLE
Me: excuse me?
Louis: oh shitttttt
Louis: im sorry JIMMY RUN
Me: damn right jimmy better run
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