Me: heeeeey louis.
Louis: yea
Me: guess what time it is
Louis: idk like three in the morning?
Me: nope. its PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!
Louis: Noelle you did not just wake me up at three am to tell me THAT.
Me: yea. i kinda did
Louis: ...
Louis: are you drunk
Me: no...
Louis: Noelle...
Me: i always liked how you capitalize my name...
Louis: your drunk.
Me: wut even are you a detective
Me: detective louis... detective tomlinson... detective needle dick...
Detective: i dont have a needle dick
Me: prooooooove it
Detective: nope
Me: whyyyyyyyy
Detective: you would get mad at me when you are sober
Me: no i wouldnt
Detective: yes. you. would.
Me: prooooooove it
Detective: omg Noelle
Me: so... yes? no? maybe?
Detective: NO lmao
Me: lets sext
Detective: im not doing anything sexual with you
Me: whyyyyyy
Detective: your drunk
Me: would you if i were sober
Detective: idk maybe
Detective: i guess?
Me: can you promise me something louis?
Detective: um... is it anything sexual?
Me: no
Detective: okay then yes
Me: sext me
Detective: DAMNIT NOELLE lmao
Me: no jk
Detective: then what was it lol
Me: tell me good morning when i wake up
Me: and always capitalize my name
Detective: i promise
Detective: Noelle?
Detective: Noelle...
Detective: ...
Detective: goodnight Noelle.
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