Me: i hate gym louis
Me: plz help
Me: people must think im so lazy. im texting while jogging
Louser: i love soccer
Louser: your too far away :(
Louser: and yes you are lazy
Me: you are my new google
Google: wut
Google: i dont understand
Me: cuz you answer all my questions
Me: get it
Me: ahaha
Google: the first thing im doing when i see you is teach you better jokes
Me: i feel discouraged
Me: like, what if i wanted to be a comedian
Me: you would of crushed my dreams like a grape
Dream Crusher: well if you did want to be a comedian...
Dream Crusher: i would be more like a super hero
Me: wut how
Dream Crusher: i would have saved you a lot of embarrassment
Me: *stands up and slowly claps*
Me: *stops clapping*
Me: *slaps you with feather*
Sass Master: why a feather tho
Me: *flips you off*
Sass Master: *slaps you with a bird*
Me: *slaps you with big bird*
Sass Master: *slaps you with bigger bird*
Me: i wouldve never guessed this
Sass Master: guessed wut
Me: you never really know when you have to steal big bird from sesame street to slap someone
Sass Master: word.
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FanfictionME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. S...
