Louis: good morning Noelle
Me: my head hurts
Louis: i kinda expected that
Me: i woke up in a cabinet
Louis: wtf were you texting me from a cabinet last night?
Me: my friend audrey told me we were playing hide and go seek last night
Me: i guess no one ever found me
Louis: wow okay
Louis: you act really horny when your drunk
Me: wut i do?
Louis: YES. you suggested me sending you nudes and sexting
Me: im laughing
Me: omg im sorry
Me: this is embarrassing
Louis: no it was funny
Louis: i was laughing really hard
Louis: but i have to go my mom made me go to a interview today
Me: louis...
Louis: yea
Me: do you live with your mom?
Louis: ...
Me: OMG YOU DO
Mama's Boy: i do for now!
Me: i changed your name to Mama's Boy
Mama's Boy: |:(
Me: YES NOW IS MY CHANCE
Mama's Boy: wut
Me: I'M GONNA SAY IT
Mama's Boy: tf Noelle what are you talking about
Me: ...
Me: UNIBROW!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: i have been waiting for that moment
Mama's Boy: omfg lmao
Mama's Boy: the interviewer is looking at me like im crazy
Me: your texting me at your interview
Mama's Boy: not anymore lol bye Noelle
Me: wut
Me: wut is that supposed to mean
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Me: WHEN YOU NOD YOUR HEAD YES BUT YOU REALLY MEAN NO
Me: i hate that song
Me: oh now i know wut you meant!
Me: i should probably stop texting you now
Me: yea... bye
Mama's Boy: NOELLE I GOT THE JOB
Mama's boy: wait...
Mama's Boy: wtf how long were you texting me
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FanfictionME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. S...
