Me: yesssssss
Louis: WUT.
Louis: REALLYYYYYY
Me: yassssss
Louis: prove it.
Me: I don't really know how to prove it
Me: like... imagine i just kissed you
Louis: okay
Louis: i can't.
Louis: im getting my kiss at the airport and then a bag of carrots
Me: yes you are
Louis: i can't believe you agreed
Me: im breaking up with you
Louis: WHAT
Me: will you be my boyfriend
Louis: im so confused
Me: DO YOU WANT ME TO BREAK UP WITH YOU AGAIN
Louis: OKAY DAMN GIRL
Me: damn right
Louis: how many boyfriends have you had
Me: let me think... two.
Louis: including me?
Me: yup. the other one turned out to be gay
Louis: im laughing
Louis: this is great
Louis: im not gay don't worry
Me: i can imagine you and harry together tho
Me: OMG
Me: THE SHIP NAME IS LARRY
Me: I SHIP LARRYYYYYY
Louis: WUT?!?!?! SHOULD'VE BEEN US!!!!!!
Me: COULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT STORM
Louis: our ship name is Nouis
Me: no way i like Loelle better
Louis: NOUIS
Me: LOELLE
Me: nouis makes me think of you and my friend niall
[Niall has joined the conversation]
Niall: uhhhh why am i here
Me: i invited you idiot
Louis: who is niall
Me: my friend
Me: I SHIP NOUIS
Niall: who is nouis
Me: you and louis
Louis: niall is gonna take your man Noelle
Me: lay off Niall
Niall i have no clue what is happening
[Harry has joined the conversation]
Harry: heyyyy you guyyyys
Me: hey harry
Me: I SHIP LARRY
Louis: HARRY!!!!!!
Harry: LOUIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Niall: HARRY!!!!!!
Louis: NIALL HORAN?!?!?!?!?!
Niall: LOUIS TOMLINSON?!?!?!?!!?!
Harry: am i missing something...
Me: hi harry
Harry: hi?
Louis: I'M JUMPING UP AND DOWN
Louis: LET ME GET LIAM AND ZAYN
Niall: YESSSSSSS
[Zayn has joined the conversation]
[Liam has joined the conversation]
Zayn: helloooo
Liam: oh hey zayn
Me: louis who are these people
Zayn: who are you?
Liam: dude it clearly says her name right there: Noelle
Liam: i like your name
Me: thanks dude
Zayn: you know what i meant liam
Louis: HIIIII GUYS
Zayn: wtf louis
Liam: hi louis how are you
Niall: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam: NIALL!!!!!!!
Zayn: OMG I'M FANGIRLING IT'S NIALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: whats fangirling
Zayn: uhhh nothinggggg
Niall: OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS SINCE GRADUATION
Liam: IKR
Louis: YAYYY
Harry: hi im harry
Liam: hello harry
Zayn: hi there harry
Niall: im niall
Harry: yes niall we know who you are\
Harry: zayn, ive seen you hair
Zayn: wut
Harry: I LOVE YOUR HAIR
Zayn: your my new best friend
Liam: okay this just got weird
Niall: hey there liam... I'm batman
Liam: but it says niall
Niall: shit you found out who i am
Liam: yea...
Liam: can i please be batman
Louis: JIMMY PROTESTS
Harry: lou thats so old
Me: i feel six wheeled
Zayn: VAS HAPPEN'IN
Niall: wow zayn. wow.
Me: should i just go
Harry: HEY GIRL, HEYYYYYY
Liam: did you just come up with that
Harry: yea
Liam: nice.
Me: okay bye
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