Me: Bob...help me....I'm dying...
Bob: Um, why?
Me: BECUASE IM SICK MORON!
Bob: it hasn't affected your vocal cords apparently...
Me: I'm dying....
Bob: SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!
Me: Aw, I knew you loved me!
Bob: ... I don't know how to awnser that..
Me: HTTYD QUOTE!!! WOOHOO!!!
Bob: I'm having doubt's that you really are sick.
Me: I'm not sick...
Bob: KNEW IT!
Me: IM DYING! CANT YOU PAY ATTENTION!
Bob: -_-
Me: :(
Bob: :)
Me: DONT SMILE WHEN I AM SICK!
BOB: I'll do as I please woman!
Me: Oh no. You did not just go there.
Bob: oh yes I did! Woman!
Me: you asked for it! *pulls out chainsaw* FOR NARNIA!!!!
Bob: CRAP! I PUSHED HER. IM DOOMED. *runs for his life*
Me: *still running with a chainsaw swinging* STAND STILL SO I CAN HIT YOU!!! LITTLE RUNT!
Bob: YA FAT CHANCE! wait... Did you just call me a runt?
Me: YA!
Bob: IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A CANDY!!!!
Me: -_-
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
