GALAVANT!

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(May contain spoilers for the show Galavant. Not really, but somewhat. It's been qouted alot)

Me: *dancing around and singing weirdly*
Bob: What are you singing?
Me: Goodbye. *Keeps singing*
Bob: Teeellll MEEEEEE.....
Me: Goodbye!
Bob: Your so mean. What. Is. This. Song????
Me: GOODBYE! FROM GALAVANT!
Bob: Who is this Galavant and why does he want me to leave? *gasp* DO YOU HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!
Me: *facepalm* Bob, Galavant is a show. Goodbye is the song. Bob is stupid.
Bob: Hey!
Me: *continuing* Its a really funny show with stupid songs. Kinda Dirty humer though at some points.. I don't like that. But its really funny.
Bob: SHOW MEEEEE!!!!
Me: MARATHON!!!!!
*Seven hours later*
Bob: *running around in a suit of armer* FOR LOVE!!!
Me: ON NO! THE KINDA DEAD ARMY HAS TURNED ON US!
Bob: WE ARE ALL DEAD!!! ISABELLA! IM SORRY!
Me: I HAVE GOT THIS! TAD COOPER! BREATH FIRE!!!! *Pulls out a lizard*
Bob: ITS TOO LATE!! MADELAINA WILL KILL US ALL! *Puts on a crown* I don't like you.
Me: *Sahays up* I really don't like you!
Both: I really really really want you gone!
Me: This won't surprise you.
Bob: But I dispise you.
N: *Pops out of no where* WHATS THIS! A GALAVANT ROLE PLAY WITHOUT MY KNOWING?
Me: Must use ddew!
Bob: Doo doo?
Me: No, its pronounced, duh-dew.
N: Dark evil way!
Me: Two darks, dark dark. Why doesnt anyone get that?
Bob: dew-dew-dew-du-dew! *waves wand*
Me: AH! IM DEAD! *falls dramatically to the ground* LUKE! YOU MUST STOP DARTH VADER!!
N: *Pulls out lightsaber* I will avenge you, my master! YOI were like my father!
Bob: No.
N: No?
Bob: I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!
N: say whaaatttt???!
Bob: BOOM! THATS RIGHT. THAT JUST HAPPENED.
Me: *Pops up* I SHALL SAVE YOU! PIKACHU! THUNDER!!
Bob: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!
N: *high fives night* Woohooo!
Me: *victory dance*
Bob: Meanie.
Me: *hugs him* awww don't worry. I still love you.
Bob: you better.
N: *sings* Nobody likes me everybody hate me I'm going to the garden to eat worms!
Everyone: *sings* LONG SLIMMY SLIMEY ONES! BIGE FAT JUICEY ONES!
Me: Itsebitsy
Bob: Fuzzy wuzzy
N: Worms!!
Me: OK! That was fun! But, have a an announcement to make.
Bob: What?
Me: Dear GemS, I am lacking inspiration.
Bob: oh! And you know what that means!
Me: That's right! I will be accepting dare and questions.
Bob: They can include whoever you want, N, Jack, hiccup, Rapunzel, the doctor, whoever!
N: Wait, what?
Me: Nothing! PEACE OUT MY PRECIOUS GEMS!

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