Me: *watching Let's play ScribbleNauts By Kingdraeboy*
Bob: Niiigggghhhhtttt...
Me: What?
Bob: Immm boooorrrreeedddd....
Me: Wanna watch with me?
Bob: Sure!
(Ten minutes later)
Bob: NIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT.....
Me: WHAT!
Bob: I'm still boreeddddd....
Me: *Sighs* Fine. What do you ewant to do?
Bob: Truth or dare!
Me: But that's no fun with two people...
Bob: Well go kidnap some people. That way we will have more.
Me: I love the way your little diabolical mind works! *chuckles evily to herself* I'll be back! *Throws Snow Globe on the floor* *jumps through the portal*
Bob: I wonder who she will kidnap....
(Time skip brought to you by Bob singing Red Like Roses)
*portals opens* *5 sacks fall out*
Me: I'm back! And look who I brought with me!
Jack: Night why did you do that???
Rapunzel: *shyly* Umm... Hello.
Merida: Lassy has the heck were ye able to get me in that bag? I coulda put a arrow right through your skull!
Me: I....Have my ways. And anyways, you didn't!
Hiccup: TOOTHLESS! NIGHT! WHERE IS TOOTHLESS??? (A/N in using the younger hiccup here from the first movie because I like him better.)
Me: Still on Berk. I couldn't get him in a sack, and he refused to go into the portal.
Bob: Wait hiccup and merida already know you?
Me: Ya... Long story. That includes explosions and fire.... And I think there was a kiss in there somewhere....
Bob: *Weirded out* Ooookkkkk? Who is in the last bag?
Autumn: *jumps out of the bag* I SWEAR I DIDNT TAKE THE LAST COOKIE! I SWEAR! GO AWAY COOKIE POLICE!!! Wait... Night? Bob?
Me&Bob: AUTUMN! *hugs autumn*
Autumn: Why did you pretend to be the Cookie police and kidnap me???
Me: Chase we were going to play truth or dare. We thought you might want to play!
Autumn: You could have just asked!
Me: .... I didn't think about that.
Bob: *facepalm*
Me: Anywya, you haven't seen who else is here! There Merida, the Scottish Princess, and the archer queen,
Merida: Hello Lass. Nice to meet ya.
Me: And Hiccup Horrendous Haddox the third, Dragon whisperer and son of the chief of Berk,
Hiccup: Hello Autumn.
Me: Rapunzel, magical healer and princess of Corona.
Rapunzel: Hi....
Me: And you already know Jack.
Jack: Hey cutie. *Winks at autumn* Fancy seeing you again.
Bob: Jack stop flirting.
Autumn: Nice to meet you all! I'm Autumn Meadows, but you can call me Autumn!
Bob: Now that everyone k ows each other, let's get this part started!
*everyone sits in a circle*
Me: I'll start! Autumn, Truth or dare?
Autumn: Truth!
Me: What's you all time favorite color?!
Autumn: Pfff, that's easy! Blue!
Me: TWINSIES!
Autumn: Ya! *High fives with night* Jack, truth or dare?
Jack: Dare, sweet heart. *Winks at Autumn*
Autumn: *inwardly fangirling* I dare you to throw your staff into the fire!
Jack: 0-0 WHAT! NO!
Me: You know what that means?
Bob: SLIME TIME! *Throws a bucket of slime on Jack*
Rapunzel: Ewww.... It looks like jack is a booger!
Merida: Lol!
Jack: Whatever... Its still better then losing my staff. Umm... Bob, Truth or dare?
Bob: Dare!
Jack: Dare you to kiss night on the cheek! And then you kiss Autumn on the cheek!
Bob: 0-0 I'm gonna die...
Me: REALLY JACK! A DATE WAS NOT ENOUGH YOU HAD TO DO A KISS TOO!
Bob: *pecks Night on the cheek* *Pecks Autumn on the cheek* Done!
Me: *wipes cheek* Ew.....
Autumn: Aw don't be a wuss Night!
Bob: Rapunzel! Truth or dare?
Rapunzel: Truth!
Bob: When did you first start likeing Flynn?
Rapunzel: .... Um, I think it was when we first entered the city, I started to see him as more then friends. I mean he was so sweet!
Me&Autumn: Awwww....
Rapunzel: Hiccup! Truth or dare?
Hiccup: Uh actually, truth would be nice.... But dare.
Rapunzel: I dare you to go to Berk and Ru around screaming "I ship Merricup!!"
Hiccup& Merida: *blush*
Me: Portal time! *Shoves hiccup in a bag* *Throws him into the portal* Who else wants to go?
Everyone: *scoots away from Night*
Bob: Just film it for us.
Me: Gotcha! Tally ho!!! *jumps into the portal*
(TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY JACK BECOMING A BOOGER) Me: *Jumps out of the portal followed by Hiccup* I nearly died!
Bob: From laughing?
Me: No! Toothless tried to blast my head off for filming it!
Jack: Please tell me the camera made it out.
Me: the camera made it out.
Merida: Well, lets see it!
Me: you can't. It got blasted and blown to smithereens.
Merida:Yoiu just said it made it out!
Me: Only because jack told me too!
The big4&Bob&Autumn: *Anime fall down*
Hiccup: OK my turn! Merida, truth or dare?
Merida: Dare!
Hiccup: Whispers something in meridas ear*
Merida: Oh this will be fun. Jack,I need you to stand by the wall over there.
Jack: *floats over to wall* right here?
Merida: That'll do. *Grabs apple*here. Put this on your head.
Jack: 0-0 NIGHT! MERIDAS GOING TO KILL ME!!!
Merida: Stop being a baby. Put the stupid apple on your stupid head!
Jack: My head is not stupid! And I would prefer to keep it arrow free, if you don't mind!
Me: JACKPUTTHEAPPLEONYOURHEADORSOHELPME!!
Jack: *quickly put the apple on his head*
Autumn: This is awesome....
Merida: *aims, is about to fire*
Autumn: MERIDADONTMESSUP!!
Merida: *jumps, and shoots arrow, pinning jack to the wall by his hoodie*
Jack&merida: AUTUMN!
Autumn: *snickers* Well, that's my cue to leave. By y'all! *jumps out the window* YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP!!!
Bob: OK...
Me: *Chuckling* come on everyone. One more round.
Merida: Ai night, triuth or dare?
Me: I'm gonna regret this... But dare.
Merida: I dare you to lick jacks cheek.
Me: OK first, that's just weird, and second, EW! HES COVERED IN SLIME!!
Merida: Do you want to join him? *Hold up bucket*
Me: No no! I'm good! *walls up to jack* *Licks his cheek* EW EW EW EW EW!!!! *runs to the bathroom* WATER! WATER!! EW EW EW EW!!!!
Jack: ew.... I've got slobber on my cheek.... *I'm going to go take a shower. Later!
Merida: I've got to be off as well.
Hiccup: I'll come with you.
Rapunzel: Ive got to go too.
Bob: Well it was nice seeing you all! Rapunzel, *Dose the call me hand*
Rapunzel: Umm...no.
Me: *comes out of the bathroom* Bye! And merida, I hate you.
Merida: Love ye too!
Me: I better end this chapter now. PEACE!
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
