Me: Hello everypony!
Bob: that's a My little pony quote...
Me: IDC. I love MLP!
Bob: ok.
Me: Anyway, happy Halloween! Or, Hallows Eve, as Bob and I like to call it.
Bob: What/who are you being?
Me: I'm being Nora from RWBY!
Bob: Who?
Me: Ugh. No one knows what RWBY is. Its sad. Who are you being?
Bob: Superwoman.
Me: *does a quick laugh* what?
Bob: I want to be supergirl.
Me: *trying to hold back laughter and failing miserably* Your kidding, your joshing me, right?
Bob: I'm dead serious.
Me: Ooookkk??? I guess you can be whatever you want to be.
Bob: Yay! *jumps up and down and claps hand excitedly*
Me: Anyway, I am so siked.
Bob: That's not how you spell that...
Me: I KNOW IM A BAD SPELLER!
Bob: Easy, easy, don't flip out. I'm sorry.
Me: You should be.
Bob: Forgive me?
Me: No.
Bob: Please?
Me: No.
Bob: please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please?
Me: Fine. I think you should be Peter pan .
Bob: What why?
Me: BEACUSE PETER PAN NEVER FAILS! *breaks pan flute*
Bob: You mean the evil one from once upon a time?
Me: Yes. The evil one.
Bob: No.
Me: Why?
Bob: Because I am being supergirl.
Me: *laughs again*
Bob: Just go get into your costume.
(THIME SKIP BROIGHT TO YOU BY BOB SAYING PLEASE!!!!!)
Me: PANCAKES! *comes out in a pink skirt, white tank top, pink gloves, pink and whit high heel boots, and a black vest with a blue belt*
Bob: *comes out in a suoergirl costume, complete with a skirt*
Me: *ROFLOL*
Bob: Stop laughing! Its not that funny!
Me: Your right, its not funny.
Bob: THANK YOU!
Me: ITS HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bob: -_- Can we just get on with what ever we are doing?
Me: I thought we'd talk about ships.
Bob: Like, the pirate ships?
Me: No, like, you know, in TV shows, when you ship two people and sometimes its canon and sometimes it's not, and if its not you get all upset, and start a raging fangirl war, that kind of ship.
Bob: .... Are you sure your not talking about pirate? Ships, canon, war?
Me: Its when you think two people look good together.
Bob: Ooohhhhh. Ok. So who do you "ship"
Me: I have so many! I'll start with who I ship from Pokemon. I like contestshipping, PearlShipping, and Amoreshipping. From the English manga, I ship Redxyellow, GoldxCrystal, RubyxSapphire, and BlackxWhite.
Bob: That's allot. You ship ash with two different girl?
Me: I can't decide which ship I like better. So I do both of them.
Bob: Makes sense.
Me: some crossover ships I like are jackunzle, and Mericupp, but I also ship hicstride and FlynnXrupunzel.
Bob: What about jelsa?
Me: Umm... no one hate me for this, but I don't like that ship so much.
Bob: What! You don't like jelsa! Why?
Me: Jack and else seem too much like brother and sister. Don't get me wrong, I am still fine with the ship, I just prefer jackunzle over it. I find the way that Rapunzel sweet, caring, careful personality blends with jacks easy going, gotta have fun personality. To me it makes an interesting combination.
Bob: I guess I get what you mean, but I'm a hard core jelsa shipper. WE NEED LITTLE JELSA BABYS!!!
Me: I don't know whether to be disgusted or laugh at that...
Bob: Laughings more fun.
Me: Ok. So yes, let's say I like jelsa, but I am not its biggest fan.
Bob: Safe awnser.
Me: Thanks! So, you ship jelsa. Anything else?
Bob: I ship everything you said too.
Me: Ok! So, I think this is where we should end it! This was again, more informational then funny, so sorry.
Bob: Happy Halloween! And may the force be ever in your favour when getting candy!
Me: PEACE AND PANCAKES!
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
