Me: Bobby!
Bob: I hate you.
Me: Aww why!
Bob: ITS NOT BOBBY! ITS BOB! B-O-B BOB
Me: I thought that spelled bib?
Bob: Only if you are autocorrect.
Me: What about predictive text?
Bob: That too.
Me: I know a really fun game that uses predictive text!
Bob: What is it?
Me: I got it off of good mythical morning. You have a word, and you try to get that word using predictive text.
Bob: Say what?
Me: You type in one word, then after that you can only use predictive text to type, and you try to make the predictive text say a certain word, like pizza. Its super hard. Wanna give it a go?
Bob: Sure! *whips out phone that appeared out of no where*
Me: Ok! *pulls out phone that also appears put of nowhere*
Bob: The word should be pizza.
Me: Ok!(A/N! If you don't understand what we are doing because I suck at explaining games, you should probably watch the video at the top. You will be supre confused if you dont. They explain it much better plus its hilarious! If you understand what we are doing, then read on! Or you can watch the video too.)
Me: Toppings for you can get a lot of this message.
Bob: Order for your browser to see if you can get a few months ago.
Me: I did not get it..
Bob: Me ether. This is hard!!
Me: Let's do another one!
Bob: Ok. What word?
Me: Let's do Bob. go!
Bob: Me know what you have to be able to see you can get the new one.
Me: Conversations with you are not the other use of this email address.
Bob: What the heck?
Me: I was sure I would get it!!!
Bob: Me too!
Me: Let's do an "easy" one.
Bob: Let's do cat. Go!
Me: Dog and then we are not sure if you can be able to see the way to the other day.
Bob: Food for the other use of this is not the new York city.
Me: Hahaha! No duh this is totally not NY!
Bob: My phone thinks food is New York... That's messed up!
Me: I don't think you will be able to see your way to the other day.
Bob: Sounds like a prophecy!
Me: *waves hands in the air* You will lose you sight! BEWHERE OF COOKIES!!!
Bob: What?
Me: *starts throwing cookies at Bob* COOKIE MONSTER!!!
Bob: Oh ya!? *start shooting skittles rapid fire* TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
Me: THE RAINBOW HURTS!!! EVIL CANDY IS COMING TO EAT OUR BRAINS!!
Bob: I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD ONE!
me: Um duh? You live in it remember?
Bob: Right... *Still shoots the skittle gun* EAT THE SKITTLES!!!
Me: JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT! JUSTICE WILL BE PAINFUL! IT WILL BE DELICIOUS!!! *Throws watermelon at bobs head*
Bob: *dodges* I REFUSE TO EAT THW HORRER THAT IS CALED WATERMELLON!
Me: *throws potatoes rapid fire at bob* ITS MR POTATOE HEAD!! WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS!!
Bob: That made no sens- *gets hit with potatoes*
Me: HERE COMES NIGHT, LEAPING INTO ACTION! *jumps really high*
Bob: *throws a turkey and hits Night*
Me: FALLING HAARRRDDDD *crashes into the wall* Oooff.
Bob: Hahaha!!!
Me: -_- *picks up sword* EN GARD!
Bob: *also grabs a sword* FOR THE HAND OF THE FAIR MAIDEN!
Me: Who?
Bob: The pizza over there.
Me: Ah.
Bob: *starts battleing night*
Me: *ducks, then slices at Bov*
Bob: *dodges, and rolls, then slashes at nights feet*
Me: * jumps over the blade and kicks Bob In the face* HASHTAGE LIKEABOSS!!
Bob: owww..*cradles his now bleeding nose* do you have to say that every time you do something cool?
Me: Yes. And I think we should stop this chapter now so your nose can recover?
Bob: Ya ok.
Me: *grabs pizza* PEACE! *runs away*
Bob: GIMMIE BACK MY MAIDEN!!!
YOU ARE READING
Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
