Pizza

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Me: *munching on pizza* Hey Bob, wants some pizza?
Bob: Sure! *Takes a slice* Mmm, this is really good! Where did you get it?
Me: I stole it from Autumn, Aka M3AD0W. It was my revenge for making us kiss.
Bob: you know she is going to be really mad right?
Me: That's the point. Besides, the worst she can do to us is make us act like a lovy-dovy couple. *gags* And she has done some if that already.
Bob: then why did you spend the last two hours underneath you bed?
Me: ... Shut up Bob. Anyway, it wasn't me she locked in a closet! Ha!
Bob: Hey that was scary! There could have been rats in there!
Me: So? They would just eat your toes. No biggie.
Bob: Yes biggie! I could have died!
Me: It was ten minutes!
Bob: Ten minutes!
Me: Suck it up butter cup!
Bob: Your mean. *slaps Nights arm*
Me: *slaps Bob back*
Both: *sissy fight*
(hours later)
Me: I CANT FEEL MY ARMS!!
Bob: I CANT MOVE MY ARMS!!
Me: This is all your fault.
Bob: Is not!
Me: Is too!
Bob: Not!
Me: Too!
Me: Not!
Bob: Too! Wait what?
Me: See, I knew it was your fault.
Bob: no fair. You tricked me!
Me: I did not such thing. *swats Bob with my tail*
Bob: Ow! If I could move my arms, it hit you back!
Me: Well, you can't. So hahahahaha IN YO FACE!
Bob: I DONT HAVE A FACE! SO HA!
Me: What you do have a face.
Bob: No I don't. Its all a lie.
Me: How do you lie about having a face? Don't you need a face too lie?
Bob: shut up don't question my logic.
Me: Gurl, I do what I want!
Bob: oh no, you did not just say that.
Me: oh yes I did. Whatcha gonna do about it!
Bob: Something!
Me: Oh help me I'm so scared!
Bob: Your getting really annoying lately.
Me: I've been annoyed lately.
Bob: by who?
Me: CLIFFY!!!! PEACE OUT!

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