Me: *munching on pizza* Hey Bob, wants some pizza?
Bob: Sure! *Takes a slice* Mmm, this is really good! Where did you get it?
Me: I stole it from Autumn, Aka M3AD0W. It was my revenge for making us kiss.
Bob: you know she is going to be really mad right?
Me: That's the point. Besides, the worst she can do to us is make us act like a lovy-dovy couple. *gags* And she has done some if that already.
Bob: then why did you spend the last two hours underneath you bed?
Me: ... Shut up Bob. Anyway, it wasn't me she locked in a closet! Ha!
Bob: Hey that was scary! There could have been rats in there!
Me: So? They would just eat your toes. No biggie.
Bob: Yes biggie! I could have died!
Me: It was ten minutes!
Bob: Ten minutes!
Me: Suck it up butter cup!
Bob: Your mean. *slaps Nights arm*
Me: *slaps Bob back*
Both: *sissy fight*
(hours later)
Me: I CANT FEEL MY ARMS!!
Bob: I CANT MOVE MY ARMS!!
Me: This is all your fault.
Bob: Is not!
Me: Is too!
Bob: Not!
Me: Too!
Me: Not!
Bob: Too! Wait what?
Me: See, I knew it was your fault.
Bob: no fair. You tricked me!
Me: I did not such thing. *swats Bob with my tail*
Bob: Ow! If I could move my arms, it hit you back!
Me: Well, you can't. So hahahahaha IN YO FACE!
Bob: I DONT HAVE A FACE! SO HA!
Me: What you do have a face.
Bob: No I don't. Its all a lie.
Me: How do you lie about having a face? Don't you need a face too lie?
Bob: shut up don't question my logic.
Me: Gurl, I do what I want!
Bob: oh no, you did not just say that.
Me: oh yes I did. Whatcha gonna do about it!
Bob: Something!
Me: Oh help me I'm so scared!
Bob: Your getting really annoying lately.
Me: I've been annoyed lately.
Bob: by who?
Me: CLIFFY!!!! PEACE OUT!
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Conversations With Bob
Rastgele(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...