Me: Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob bOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOBBOBBOBBOBBOBOBBOBBOB!!!!!!!!
Bob: OK OK I HEAR YOU! Yesh. What's the matter?
Me: Ok, so I was looking at my books on wattpad right?
Bob: ok.
Me: And you know, the treasure within is doing good, my Pokemon one shot bombed, and then I looked at the views for this and guess what!
Bob: What?
Me: I GOT 200 VIEWS!!! THATS MORE THEN I EVER IMAGINED!
Bob: Really? That's awesome!
Me: I know! I'm so happy! *starts doing victory dance except I can't dance so I'm really just waving my arms in the air and prancing around in circles*
Bob: *does the same* *accidentally hits night in the face*
Me: *falls over* *nose starts bleeding* BOB! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!!!???
Bob: It was an accident! Don't hurt me!!!!
Me: *throws pie at bobs face*
Bob: *licks it off* mm cherry. Wait, where did you get the pie from?
Me: my super author powers are stronger due to so many reads!also, this is my imagination. I can do what ever the heck I want! *starts flying* see?
Bob: *grabs my tail* *pulls me down* Rigghhttt.... Ok. Here, I wanted to give you something.
Me: First of all, Ow! My tail is sensitive. And when did I get it and my ears back? I thought it was only the one chapter? 2nd, What! What is it? *flips ears forward curiously*
Bob: To awnser your question, in order, I made your tails and ears permanent! For every chapter here forth, you shall be a neko. Call it a celabatory gift. And here is my second gift to you. *throws pie in nights face*
Me: *hisses* It. Is. ON! *throws pies at Bob*
Bob: *Dodges, and throws pies back at night*
Me: *Grabs a random table, and flips it up as a shield*
Bob: *pulls out chainsaw* *cuts table in half*
Me: *throws table at Bob* *runs over to wall and starts climbing up it spiderman style* *singing* SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN! DOES WHATEVER, A SPIDER CAN!
Bob: *singing as well* SPINS A WEB! ANY SIZE! EATS A BUG, BUT THATS ALLRIGHT!
Both: LOOK OUT! ITS SPPPPIIIDDDEEERRR MAAANNNNN!!!
Me: *jumps off the wall* I BELIVE I CAN FLLYYYYYY *lands on Bob* Oh. I guess I can't.
Bob: Uggghhhh....why did you land on me???
Me: Cuase you were soft. Duh. You were also right there.
Bob: I think you broke my ribs...
Me: SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!
Bob: aww, I always knew you loved me!
Me: Crap... He's doing it again...
Bob: Night sweetie, I can't love with out you! Say you love me! Your my everything!!!!
Me: Bob. Stop. Not funny.
Bob: I LOVE YOU!!!
Me: AHH!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *runs off*
Bob: *snickers* I get her every time... So long!
Me: *in distance* PEACE!
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
