Me: Hello! And-
Bob: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Me: Aw... I wanted to say it...
Bob: Too bad!
Me: *punches Bob in the nose*
Bob: Ow!
Me: Shut up Bob. Any who, As a thanksgiving gift to all you lovely readers out there, Bob and I have decided to talk a little bit about ourselves.
Bob: The first question, which you may have all been wondering, is, why are Night and Bob so mean to each other at times.
Me: THAT WASNT THE FIRST QUESTION! *smacks Bob* there see? I just let you know you are alive. Your welcome.
Bob: Ow....
Me: In all seriousness though, the reason Bob and I fight allot is because its funny, and we don't really mean it.
Bob: Ya, and even though Night gets on my nerves sometimes, and even though I get on hers, We don't hate each other because we are friends, and we know that the other person is just teasing and they don't really mean it.
Me: So are we clear? Good. The next question: I was asked a little while ago by M3AD0W if Bob had a mustash.
Bob: That was a odd question, but it had a great awnser.
Me: You see, Bob lives in my head. So he looks however I want him to look.
Bob: So I can look however you want me to look.
Me: you know, I never told our dear readers what I look like.
Bob: You going to include a photo?
Me: Heck No! Internet privacy! Bob, Discribe me.
Bob: Your weird.
Me: I mean looks stupid!
Bob: Oh! Yoii have hair, and eyes, and a nose-
Me: *hits Bob upside the head* BOB!
Bob: Ow....
Me: *sighs* I have long golden hair, blue/gray eyes, and I am fairly tall.
Bob: And I Have brown hair, hazel eyes, and I am the same height as Night.
Me: so that's just how I see Bob, you might have a different mental picture of him and that's A-Ok with me.
Bob: And me!
Me: And the last question that I am going to think of is what is my favorite color.
Bob: Mines magenta.
Me: And mine is any kind of blue or blue/green.
Bob: OK well, I know this is not the best chapter, bit I hope it was informative. At least a little bit.
Me: HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND MAY THE FORCE BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!
Bob: I think you mean the odds...
Me: I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. Oh Dear and faithful readers, I would like it if you all asked me or bob a question in the comments. Or you can dare us. But we are kinda in need of inspiration. So for the next couple chapters we will be awnsering questions and doing dares.
Bob: We will also be bringing in people to help us with questions and to do dares with us.
Me: So ask and dare away! Pretty please!
Bob: That's everything so bye!
Me: PEACE!
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
