Conversations With Bob

N.

Me: hello. I'm being very serious.
Bob: And so am I.
Me: it is a contest, to see who can do it the longest.
Bob: I am going to lose.
Me: The word serious is only in my ELA vocabulary. Not my normal one.
Bob: ELA?
Me: Elephants Licking Apples.
Bob: Oh....
Me: SIKE! English Language Arts.
Bob: Ha you were not serious! I win! *victory dance*
Me: Dang..... Well, glad that's over with. What do we do now?
Bob: I invited N!
N: *knocks at the door*
Bob: And here he is!!
Me: WHAT! HE CANT SEE ME LIKE THIS! I'M HIDEOUS! *runs and hides in the closet*
Bob: *ignore me, goes to the door* *opens it* Hiya N!
N: Good Afternoon Bob.
Bob: Come on in! *leads Bob into our main room*
Me: *hyperventilating in the closet*
N: It was nice of you to invite me. Corinthians and Anthia are away, so it was kind of getting lonely.
Bob: No problem.
N: So where is *bleep*?
Bob: Sorry, forgot to tell you. She wants to be called Night now. She is in the closet.
N: the closet? *opens closet door*
Me: oh! N! Hehe... What a surprise! I was just... Looking for a mop. Ya....
N: *confused* ook then? Good afternoon Night. Pleasure to see you.
Me: And I you.
Bob: Sooo... Whatcha wanna do?
Me: MONO POLY!
N: you mean Monopoly?
Me: Ya that.
N:I'm game.
Bob: I'll get it.
(TIME SKIP UNTILL WE SET UP THE GAME!!!)
Me: *sing song* I'm gonna wiinn. I'm gonna wiinn.
Bob: No, I am!
N: Nope. Your both wrong. The outcome could be anyone.
Me: *rolls the die* Ha FIVE!
Bob: *rolls a one* Dang...
N: *rolls* SIX!
Me: N goes first!
N: *Rolls, lands on chance* Go to boardwalk.
Me: ... .... ...
N: *buys boardwalk* *passes the die to bob*
Bob: *lands on purple* *buys it, then passes the die on*
Me: *rolls, lands on chance* GO TO PARK PLACE!!! IN YO FACE!
(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME BEING SERIOUS!)
Me&N: *locked in a tough battle*
Bob: *Lying on the couch* Guuys? You've been playing for three hours!!!
Me: Shut up Bob. Just becuase we both made you go bankrupt within the first thour dosent mean you have to whine about it.
N: It'll be over soon. I have almost won.
Me: You mean I have almost won. I own park place.
N: But I own boardwalk!
Me: That would help only if I landed on it! Besides, I own the rail roads!
N: I OWN THE YELLOWS!!!
Me: I OWN THE REDS!!!! AND THE GREENS! IM CHRISTMAS!
N: WELL I HAVE THE ORANGES AND THE YELLOWS! IM HALLOWEEN!
Me: JUST ADMIT YOUVE LOST!!
N: NO, YOU ADMIT YOUVE LOST!
Me&N: *Bickering*
Bob: Uuugggghhhhh.... *wacks head against the floor*
Me: YOU THINK YOUR SO SPECIAL JUST BECUASE YOU CAN TALK TO POKEMON!
N: WHAT DOES THAT GOT TO DO WITH THIS????!!!
Me: EVERYTHING!
N: WELLL ISNT THAT CLEAR, ISNT IT? YOU THINK YOUR SO SMART JUST BECUASE YOU HAVE A IMAGINARY FRIEND.
Me: WELL AT LEAST I DONT HAVE FUNNY HAIR!
N: MY HAIR IS AMAZING!
Me: ITS GREEN! WHAT DID YOU DO? BARF IN IT?
Bob: *jaw hangs open, in shock*
N: I DONT THINK I LIKE YOU ATTITUDE MISS!
Me: WELL THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
N: I DONT KNOW! I THINK I'LL LEAVE. *turns and walks away*
Me: DONT THINK SO HARD, YOU WILL STRAIN YOUR TIBY BRAIN! *crosses arms and stomps off into my room*
Bob: *sitting still, in shock.* Whaa just happened?
Emily: *appears* they fought, stupid.
Bob: But... But... They are best friends!
Emily: its awesome how such a little game can cause so much damage. I truly enjoyed the show.
Bob: We have to stop this! I'll go talk to her. *goes to leave*
Emily: Don't bother. She is took worked up and hurt to be anything but mad. I mean, N is her fictional crush of course. She was trying to show off and look what happened. Love is a strange, stupid thing.
Bob: But its almost Christmas! There should be love, joy, peace, all that stuff. Not fighting.
Emily: Sad but true. I must go. Farewell stupid. *Fades out*
Bob: GUYS HELP ME FIX THIS!!! Night is really angry becuase she is really competitive! She was just mad!!! As in, crazy mad!!!