Me: *sleeping on the couch*
Bob: *steals my phone, scrolls through wattpad* Wow look at this! M3AD0W commented on 200.... CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!
Me: *wakes upon with a start* PANCAKES ARE BETTER! YES I LIKE WAFFLES!
Bob: Shh Night. Trying to freak out here. AUTUMN WHY!!!! I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!
Me: Gimmie that. *snatches phone* *flattens ears and hisses* SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE! *starts pounding on Bob* SEE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOI PRETEND TO BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!
Bob: OWOWOWOWOWOW!!! STOP! ITS NOT MY FAULT SHE DARED US TO KISS!
Me: YES IT IS! IF DID NOT FLIRT WITH ME NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!
Bob: OW! OW! PLEASE STOP!!! PLLEEEAASSEE!!!
Me: Fine. *stops pounding on Bob*
Bob: Thank you.
Me: *swats Bob with tail* We need to find a loop hole. Fast. What did it say again?
Bob: It said that she dares Bob to kiss night on the lips.
Me:that gives us little room for loop holes.....
Bob: Ya, it was worded pretty good.
Me: hmm.... I need some time to think on this... And some brain food. Suit up Bob! We are on a quest for gummy bears!!!!
Bob: Yay! *grabs shot gun*
Me: *grabs sword and adventureing bag* WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF GUMMY BEARS!
(TIME SKIP BROIGHHT TO YOU BY NIGHT DREAMING ABOUT PANCAKES!!!!!!)
Me: *tumbles through portal* Ow my tail!
Bob: *falls in after me* Who knew unicorns could be so angry?
Me: I know right? And who ever thought that rainbows are made of skittles!
Bob: Aw that was sooo good! Well, at least we got the gummy bears. Have you thought of a loop hole yet?
Me: yes. Actually, I had thought of one the moment we read the dare, but I really want gummy bears.
Bob: -_- we went through all that for nothing!
Me: I wanted gummy bears!!! Anyway, she never said how long. A quick peck should do.
Bob: That's really smart. Good thinking.
Me: Its still going to be really weird though. I mean, your my best guy friend.
Bob: I'm your only guy friend.
Me: True. Anyway, just do it quick.
Bob: can we do it in a play? I'd feel better if it was scripted...
Me: You want me to write a whole play?
Bob: Just a scene will do.
Me: Ok. Gimmie a minute... *writes in my handy dandy notebook! (A/N if you did not get that reference you just lost a important part of childhood... I feel bad for you.)
Bob: Shall we dress up?
Me: *finishes writing* Hold on a sec! I'm gonna tell you the plot first!
Bob: I'm waiting.!
Me: Its about a girl who breaks boys hearts. And then she meats a boy who breaks girls hearts. Got it?
Bob: Who's who?
Me: *deadpans* I'm the boy and your the girl. WHAT DO YOU THINK STUPID?
Bob: Soooo.... I'm the boy?
Me: Yes. Go get in costume.
Bob: Ok...
(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY THIS LONG AND POINTLESS CHAPTER!!!!!)
Me: *dressed in a old victorion dress* My dearest Bob! Bobby darling, how I dread the time we will spend apart! *loops arms around bobs neck*
Bob: *dressed in a fancy suit* I know my darling night, and I hope that time will never come! *makes a face, then pecks night quickly on the lips*
Me: *makes a face*....
Random girl: BOB I LOVE YOU!! *kisses Bob, then runs away*
Me: YOUR CHEATING ON ME!!!
Bob: WE AR ENOT EVEN A THING!!!
Me: *hisses to Bob* Bob, that's not your line. Remember the play.
Bob: Right. Sorry. I DONT KNOW HER I SWEAR!
Me: ENOUGH! WE ARE THROUGH! *fake stomps away*
END OF FAKE PLAY.
Bob: That was... Entertaining.
Me: I feel like singing and dancing.
Bob: Me too.
Me: *starts swaying back and forth, stepping side to side*
Nice to meet you
Where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw you there and I thought oh my gosh
Look at that face, you look like my next mistake
Love's a game, wanna play?
Bob: *takes my hand, spins my in a circle*
New money, suit and tie
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny rumors fly
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I could make the good girls bad for a weekend
Both: *Swaying back and forth, sort of waltzing but with more trippingf and almost falling*
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
Me: They'll tell you I'm insane *winks and steps away from Bob, starts dancing on my own* cuase you know I love the players,
And you love the game
Bob: Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
Me: But I got a blank space baby,
And I'll write your name.
Bob: Cherry lips
Crystal skies
She could show me incredible things
Stolen kisses, pretty lies
You're the queen baby I'm your king
Find out what you want
Be that boy for a month
But the worst is yet to come
Both: Oh no!
Me: Screaming, crying, perfect storms
I could make all the tables turn
Rose garden filled with thorns
Keep you second guessing like oh my gosh
Who is she? I get drunk on jealousy
But you'll come back each time you leave
*smiles evily, and sashays*
Cuase darling I'm a nightmare dresses like a day dream.
Both: *totally random dancing now* So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
Me: They'll tell you I'm insane *winks and rolls shoulders back* cuase you know I love the players,
And you love the game!
Bob: Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
Me: But I got a blank space baby,
And I'll write your name.
Bob: That was, fun.
Me: It was also a completely dumb and not really amusing chapter, but I'm keeping it anyways.
Bob: The play was super dumb.
Me: I wrote it in ten minutes! What do you expect!
Bob: Art!
Me: You expect too much! Anyway, we gotta end this before this chapter gets too long. PEACE!
YOU ARE READING
Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
