Me: BOBBOBBOBBOBBOB GUESS WHAT!
Bob,: Woh wait what?
Me: IM HYPER!!!! AND I DONT KNOW WHY!!!!
Bob: How do you not know why?
Me: I THINK I MIGHT KNOW BUT IM NOT SURE!
Bob: WHAT IS IT THEN!?
Me: CALM down Bob. No need to yell.
Bob: *facepalm* *sigh* Why are you hyper?
me: BECUASE I ATE ALLOT OF SUGAR IN MY MIND SO NOW IM HYPER EVEN THOUGH THE REAL ME IS SUPER TIRED!! *laughs like a manic while running in circles waving arms* I THROW MY HAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES! SAYING EEEEYYYYOOOO. GOTTA LEEEETTTT GOOO!!
Bob: WOULD YOU CALM DOWN!
Me: *stops* you yelled at me. *stars to tear up* why are you yelling at me? *starts to cry*
Bob: Jeepers. I'm sorry. Just, stop crying.
Me: *crys louder*
Bob: I need help. Um, hold on. I'll be back. *throws a portal down* *jumps in*
(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME ANNOYING BOB!!!)
Bob: *jumps out of the portal* *looks around to see everything trashed* What the heck happened here?
Me: *flips over couch* THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BEING COMFY!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! *burns couch with a flame thrower* Bob: WHAT THE HECK NIGHT!
???: Is she always like this? My Night is so calm. And collected.
Bob: Well she is hyper right now but.,. *looks at me*
Me: *doing random dance moves while sing randomly*
Bob: Ya, she is always like this.
???:How do you stand it?
Bob: Oh we get along pretty great actually.
Me: *throws a bowling ball a bobs head* BOB WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PLAYING WITH MY CLONING GUN?
Bob: *goes to dodge the bowling ball, but is to slow and gets hit in the face* Ow! And FYI, this is a Bob from another dimension.
Bob2: Sup.
Bob: I brought him to help me watch you.
Me: Pfff. I don't need watching! I'm a grown up! *falls over* BOB I GOT A BOO BOO!!!!
Bob: My point exactly.
Bob2: Shes really hyper isn't she.
Bob: Yep.
Me: LOVE IN AN OPEN DOOOOORRRRR!!!!! *slams the door on Bobs face* I DONT LOVE YOU!!!
Bob:aw your so sweet.
Bob2: *laughing*
Me: *opens the door* *runs, and vaults over bob2s head* LEAP FROG!!!
Bob2: O-O What now?
Me: SLENDERMAN IS ATTACKING!!! *wacks Bob2 in the head with a sledge hammer*
Bob2: *falls to the floor*
Me: I defeated slender man! *does a victory dance*
Bob: Well there goes my help.
*portal opens* *another me come out*
Me2: Please excuse me, but have you seen my universes Bob anywhere?
Me: UNDERWEAR!!!!
Bob: Ignore her. She's, ya she's dumb. He is right there. *points to bob2 Sleeping on the floor*
Me2: What happened?
Me: I defeated SLENDERMAN!!!!
Me2: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Me: SUGAR! HAVE SOME!
*ten bowls of candy later*
Me: *running around destroying stuff* ITS GOING DOWN!
Me2:* doing the same* IM YELLING TIMBER!!!
Bob: *lying on the floor* ugghhh....
Me: WAIT! *holds up hand*
Me2: What?
Me: Do you feel that?
Me2: Yes!
Both: NAP ATTACK!!! *both fall to the floor asleep*
Bob: Yes! Peace and quite at long last!
Bob2: *finally wakes up* What did I miss?
Me&me2: *mumbles in sleep* Peace all...
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
