Me: *sing really bad at the top of my lungs* OHHHHH I WENT TO AWANA ON A TUESDAY YOU SEE!! WHHHEEEENNNN ALONG CAMA A YODELER WHO SAID THIS TO ME!!! OHHHHH LEEEEE OHHHH! OLEOKAKIAE OLEO KOOKOO!
BOb: What are you doing!
Me: Singing!
Bob: I thought you were murdering cats! Surely you can sing better then that!
Me: I can! I just don't want too.
Bob: For the sake of our readers, please don't.
Me: Fiiiñnneee
Bob: Anyway, I wanted go know if you wanted to be sure creepy today?
Me: Doing what?
Bob: Let's spy on someone. And then uncover there dirty secrets! And then share them with the world!!
Me: That escalated quickly... I'm in.
Bob: But sadly we can't do that.
Me: Then why did you suggest it?
Bob: Because it sounded like fun. But we have been asked to do a favour.
Me: oh riiiggghhhttt! The doctor thing!
Bob: right. Should I summon them all here?
Me: No, I got this!*snaps fingers and portal opens* ALLONSEY!! *jumps into portal*
(MAGICAL TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY KETONIC EVERGREENS!!!)
Me: *jumps out of the portal holding the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th doctors* Got them!!
Doctors: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Me: Oh alright. *let's go of there ears*
10: What's going on?
11: Ya! And why did you bring sandshoes and dumbo? And... I don't know who that is...
10: THERE NOT SANDSHOES!!
9: And my ears are not that big!!!
12: Watch out for a breeze, you might become airborne.
Me: OOOOO BUUURRRRNNNN!!!
9: Shut up...
11: Anyway, anyone else wondering why we are not causing a paradox?
Bob: creative liesons?
Me: Nope!it is because you have been brought to a place where time does not exists! Well, it does sorta, but not really.
12:well now its clear as mud.
11: Mud is not clear!
10&9: *facepalm*
Me: Lol, Anywhow, I've got some questions for you. Well, technically speaking, M3AD0W has some questions for you.
Bob: Why doesn't she ask them herself?
Me: She is kinda busy at the moment... She kinda almost killed murry so she has to fix that
Doctors: 0-0
Me: So on with the questions! Nine!
9: Oh crap...
Me: She wants to know if you would go to a party with her. She has a banana!
Bob: Ba na na...
9: You must always attended a party with a banana. Good planning. I'll come of I can bring rose! Rose loves party's!
Me: Bananas are handy at a party when someone asks you to dance... You can shove it in there face!
Bob: What if you like the guy?
Me: That is what I do when I like the guy....
Guys: *take a few steps back*
Bob: ok moving on! Ten!
10: Yes?
Me: I am going to quote her very words. *takes a deep breath* TEN PLEASE COME AND TAKE ME ON A ADVENTURE I REALLY WANT TO BE A COMPANION OF YOURS!!!! PLEASE!!!!
10: Oh wow..um... I'd love too, but I have Martha... Ya.. Martha.
Me: You dont have Martha she left you because you were too caught up in Rose.
10: OW! But true... Can we move on?
Me: AWNSER THE QUESTION!
10: I'm not ready to have a companion... Sorry.
Me: Honesty hurts.
Bob: It does?
Me: *hits Bob with a baseball bat*
Bob: Ow! What did you dok that for?
Me: *points to bat* His name is honesty. There for, honesty hurts.
Bob: I can't argue with logic like that...
Me: Moving on! Eleven!
11: Yes?
Me: She says she wears tails now. Tails are cool. She wants to know if you will wear one.
11: What kind of tails? Coat tails of animal tails?
Me: Idk. But fun fact I've always wanted to be Neko!
Bob: Oh here you go. *zaps me*
Me: Ow! What the heack Bob! Wait... What? *tails and ears start growing* Cool! *puts my hands on the ground and peer at my tail* Why did it take you so long to do this?
Bob: Never thought of it. Anyway, this tail o my lasts while you are in your imagination.
Me: Aw... *ears droop* Anyway, awnser the questions doctor!!
11: I've always wanted a tail. Or coats tails. So sure! But for now, I'll stick with my bowtie. *straightens bowtie* Bowties are cool.
12: *snickers*
Me: Twelve! Your the last one!
12: Well get on with it!
Me: She wants to know why you are always grumpy!
12: I am not always grumpy!
Me: I think its the eyebrows.
12: I know, they are attack eyebrows.
Bob: Um, I hate to interup, but this is getting fairly long.
Me: I know. So I'm afraid we have to end this lovely chat. So long doctors!
Doctors: Farewell night!
Me: PEACE OUT YALL!
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
