Me: how do you like me now! *Starts spontaneously dancing*
Bob: *watches me* *joins in*
Me: *stops* *flings arms out wide* BOB!
Bob: *Stops* NIGHT!
Me: BOB!
Bob: NIGHT!
Me: Yes?
Bob: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Bob: leaf.
Me: Leaf who?
Bob: LEAF ME ALONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Well excuse you. You knocked on my door.
Bob: Dis not!
Me: Did too!
Bob: not!
Me: too!
Bob: Not!
Me: DID TOO! *Hits bob with a frying pan*
Bob: Did NOT! *Pulls out a chainsaw and attacks night with it*
Me: *pulls out a mini gun* EAT METAL! *Shoots rapid fire at bob*
Bob: *slices all the bullets with a chainsaw* HA! *Throws chainsaw at Night, and slices the mini gun in half*
Me: NOOOOO! *Falls on knees, sobbing* *cradles a piece of the mini* she was so young.
Bob: *does a fail evil laugh while running in circles*
N: *walks in* *looks at night crying over a gun and bob laughing and running in circles* Nope. *Runs away*
Me: *chucks snowballs at bob* HOW DARE YE! I HENCFORTH CHALLENGE THOU TO A DUAL!
Bob: *stops running and dramatically pulls out a sword* Bringith
it on!
Me: FOR NARNIA!! *Charges forward*
Bob: *holds up a finger* Wait!
Me: *Stops* What?
Bob: I gotta pee. *Runs out*
Me: Ho hum. *Snaps fingers, and a portal appears* *jumps in*
*A FEW MINUTES LATER*
Bob: *comes in* What the heck!?
Me: *Flying around in a hot pink iron man suit while fighting the Avengers* BOB LITTLE HELP! AND THIS HELMET IS SQUISHING MY CAT EARS!
Tony: GIVE ME MY SUIT BACK!
Me: NO WAY HOSAE! YOU HAVE LIKE, A JAGILLION. YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO SHARE.
Steve: Maybe we can just talk about this?
Me: *takes his shield* Ooo shiny!
Steve: *gasps, and hisses* The thieves! The thieves! The filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us. My precious. Curse them, we hates them! It's ours, it is, and we wants it!
Natasha: Who let Steve watch LOTR?
Clint&Tony: *guilty raises hand*
Bob: *to Bruce* This is getting weird.
Bruce: You said it.
Thor: *from kitchen* FRIENDS THIS RELM HAS A LARDER WITH UNLIMITED POP-TARTS! *comea out with a arm full of pop-tart boxes* LET US STAY HERE FOREVER!
Bob: *Looks over to see Steve and Tony trying to catch Night, who is flying around spreading glitter everywhere*
Me: ITS SO SPARKLY!!
Bob: Yah... you all need to go back now. *Snaps fingers and puts everything back to normal*
Me: Booooobb!
Bob: Niiiiiight.
Me: Hmph. You are no fun. *Turns on heel* *walks out all sassy* Peace.
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
