Me: Bob! WAKE UP!
Bob: WHA- *falls off the couch* Oww...
Me:No time for pain! We must tell our readers we are super sorry!
Bob: Sorry for what? I'm hungry...
Me: Sorry for not updating for almost a month!!
Bob: Do we have food....
Me: *Ignores bob, turns to all you fabulous people out there* I am really sorry for being a lazy person and not updating. I kinda... joined a new fandom.
Bob: *Yells from the kitchen* SHE IS OBSESSED AND WE DONT HAVE ANY CHEESE!
Me: *Yells back* I AM NOT, "OBSESSED". AND I BOUGHT CHEESE YESTERDAY! WHY DO YOU NEED SOME?
Bob: I'M HUNGRY! AND I WANT CHEESE!
Me: *rolls eyes* aaaaannnnnyyyyyy who, I have joined the Miraculous Ladybug fandom. And now Chat Noir is haunting me with his sexy face. Like, why is he so cute!!!! I don't understand!!! Bob: *walks in, eating chips* ya, it looks like N has some pretty serious competition.
Me: *growls* Shut UP Bob.
Bob: *shrugs and keeps eating chips* I speak the truth.
Me: I do NOT Like N...
Bob: That's right. You looooovvvveeee him.
Me: HELLO! Why are we talking about my love life here! We are supposed to be apologizing!!!
Bob: Ok fine. I'm sorry readers. There, now thats over with, shouldn't you inform them about the other fandom you might be joining?
Me: what other... oh right. That one.
Bob: She is starting to watch the anime... Free! Ya Free.
Me: Something like that. Idk if I like it. Its not the source of the problem on why I am not updating though. I am hot updating becuase I am obsessed with ML.
Bob: how do you become un-obsessed?
Me: You cant... it is with you fooorrreeevvveeerrrr..... *back into the shadows*
Bob: I can still see you...
Me: Shut up Bob. You are ruining the moment.
Bob: sorry.
Me: S'ok.
Bob: Time to end this?
Me: yep! Again, I am sorry readers, and someone tell me how to make it up to you. Whatever you ask of me I will do it. (Within reason) Just write what you want me to do in the comments.
Bob: Can I say it?
Me: No. PEACE!
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Conversations With Bob
Random(This story has been discontinued) Hello! This is a book about Me and my Imaginary friend, Bob. Join us, as we talk about random things, Fake Stalk random movie characters, and fight each other with random objects. It shall be a true adventure. Di...
