Crack Fic Because Lol, Wut?

Why Is There Milk On The Floor?

Yugana sits down at the lunch table with her good friends Ciel Phantomhive, Elizabitch, JackSepticEye, Freddy Fazbear, Rebecca, and The Retard. Of course they were all doing the same stupid shit they do everyday. Scream at each other, argue about anime, and scream at each other.
All of the sudden, Ciel, Elizabitch, and Yugana feel something cold on their legs, but neither of them said anything about it. Ciel drops his carrot and tries to reach for it under the table, but he notices the ground is stained white. Milk.
"What the f**k is this?!" Complains Ciel. "WHO SPILLED THEIR MILK?!"
Without giving anyone a chance to 'fess up or say anything about Yugana points a finger at Freddy Fazbear and screamed, "QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR NIPPLES!!"
Freddy was stunned at that. But the table was screaming at each other (( as always )) so they didn't seem to hear her.
Ciel screamed again, "WHO SPILLED THEIR MILK?!"
Yugana screamed louder this time, "IT WAS FREDDY CUZ HE WOULDN'T STOP PLAYING WITH HIS NIPPLES."
The table went silent. Then there were a few, Oh my gods and woahs.
Freddy decides to speak up. "I wasn't playing with my nipples!!"
"THEN EXPLAIN WHERE ALL THIS MILK CAME FROM, THEN?!"
A few snickers came from The Retard, Elizabitch, and Ciel.
Then JackSepticEye gave everyone a rape face and began to rub his own nipples, making Yugana and Ciel squeal. At this point, Rebecca left the table for a few moments unamused.
Apparently, don't let Jackseptic play with his nipples because Freddy Fazbear will get blamed for it and milk will get everywhere, yeah.

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>> Little author's message! Believe it or not, this actually happened at lunch today! Ciel Phantomhive is actually @faithdale1 and Elizabitch is actually @RobRae1213
Everyone has a code name except for Rebecca, so. And Yugana is me xD <<