Crack Fic Because Lol, Wut?

Thanks, Guys!!!!

>> Y'all! I made 100 reads! That means a lot because I know that my stories are not very popular and very few people bother to read my crap, but I thank you guys so much! I also know that there are a lot of you who get like.. 100 reads in like 5 seconds after updating, but for people like me, I have to actually work hard for the people! So thanks to those who read my dumb crap! So to really thank you guys, I'm doing a huge update on this book. This chapter right here is very special! And every time I reach another hundred reads, I will do special chapters! So please share, vote, comment, whatever...
And maybe a little advice on how to get more followers/readers because 3-8 reads every chapter demoralizes me ,_,
So I thought that my writing should become a little bit better!
Shinko, if you're reading this chapter, we gotta start making this story a LOT more sensible. Something like what's written below..~
Also, FYI: Gracious is both human and dragon, I just haven't been putting that a lot in my crack fic. When I say "Yugana" she is dragon. When I say "Gracious" she is human. This does not apply to other chapter. Just this one.<<

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Spider!

"RAWR!!"
"Dear Lord have mercy.... YUGANA, DO ME A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S JUST A FUCKING SPIDER. GEEZ!!"
You may know these two characters have a history together. Jack Vessalius and Yugana Penrozu. Jack was her master, if you didn't know.
"But, Master Jack, it's not a spider!!!! It's Alois Trancy!!!!"
"............... You're dead to me."

Lavenders

The sweet fragrance of wonderful Lavender flowers lingered in the air as Gracious went about in the fields. Lavenders were her favorite flower and there was no doubt about it. But there was something wrong about these flowers.. Something off.. There was a patch of yellow in the midst. "What the-..." Before she could finish, the yellow patched jumped out at her and an Alois Trancy glomped her as he sang, "I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKIIIING BAAAAALLLLL!!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Gracious screamed.
A pink tongue with a seal on it stuck out of his mouth as he took a sledgehammer and licked it.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MILEY CYRUS."
"BUT I KNOCKED YOU OVER LIKE A WRECKING BALL, DIDN'T I?!"
"YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT IF I HAD SEEN YOU!!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE ME?!"
"YOUR FUCKING BOOTY SHORTS WERE CAMOFLOUGED."

Sebastian's Cats

"Oh, Cieeelll!!" Yugana called to the boy.
"Kill me....." he whispered to himself as the violet approached him.
"Guess what, guess what?!"
"What do you want this time?"
"So, remember that time when you told Sebastian he couldn't keep cats?"
"Yes, I remember that very clearly.."
"He's secretly been keeping cats."
"What?!"
"You didn't know that? Dumbass."
"Hey! I don--.."
"HE'S BEEN KEEPING THEM IN A BUNCH OF WOMEN'S PANTS."
"........................"
"AND WHEN HE'S READY, HE TAKES OFF THEIR PANTS AND EATS THEM."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL HIM HERE TO BREAK YOUR NECK!!"
"Uhm, I think instead of breaking my neck, he'd break my cat."
"FFFFFFFUUUUUUU--"

Fuck this

"Hentai."
"FUCK ALL OF YOU."
The end.

Asdf Black Butler

"Hey, Ciel."
"What now, Gracious?"
"There's something on your face?"
"What???"
Gracious punches Ciel in the face. "IT WAS PAIN!!!"
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Sebastian: "Hey, Claude, look at my watchdog."
Claude: • Looks down. • "Hey, that's a nice-- Aaahhh, you have no watchdog!"
Sebastian: "I TOOK HIS SOUL."
Claude: "OOOOOHHH"
Sebastian: "OOOOOHHH"
Both: "OOOOOHHHHH"
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Sebastian: "Young master.... I'm afraid that you have a bad case of....... Baby Voice."
Ciel: • Baby cries. •
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Sebastian: "Hey, look, it says 'gullible' on the ceiling."
Ciel: • Looks up. • "Oh would you look at that, it actually-- aaaand you stole my soul."

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>> So this was a special chapter for all of you guys, hope you had a good laugh out of this as much as I did! <<