>> Ahaha Haha... You know where this is going. <<
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Elliot: "Why am I naked again?" @-@
Because you're sexy.
Gracious: "Admin, stop being a whore."
Says the girl who rides dick almost everyday and tricks Konoha to lick her pussy.
Gracious: "..................." ಠ_ಠ
Exactly.
Elliot: "That's not true about imouto #2. She was on 2 dicks last week, that wasn't everyday. Do you even math, imouto?"
Tch, shut the fuck up.
Elliot: "Exactly."
• Yura Vessalius comes up behind Elliot. •
ELLIOT, OMFG, LOOK OUT!!!
Elliot: "What?" • Turns around. • "HOLY MOTHERFU--"
Yura: "HOLY MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S NAKED ELLIOT, OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH. WE SHOULD BE IN A THREESOME WITH JACK!!!" ♥
Elliot: "WHAT THE FUCK. IF YOU GET ME ANYWHERE NEAR JACK, I'M CUTTING BOTH OF YOUR DICKS OFF!!"
Yura: ".... Sheesh, if you wanted us so bad, you could have just said so." • Pins Elliot to the ground. •
Elliot: "WHAT?! NO!!! IMOUTO!!! IMOUTO!!!!!!!"
I feel bad for you Elliot, but hearing you scream would probably be the cutest thing ever.
Gracious: "WAIT!!!!!"
Yura: "What?" • Is in the process of trying to make Elliot scream. •
Gracious: "ADD MEEEE!!" • Begins stripping. •
Yura: "The more the merrier!"
Elliot: "W-WH-WHAT?!?!"
Torri: "Danerru-san...... You really need to do something about this."
Nah. This is kind of cute to watch.
Torri: "You're fucked up in so many ways. "
Yura: "FREDDY-SAN? WANNA JOIN US?!"
Freddy: "....... Fuck this shit, I'm out." • Disappears. •
Gracious: "A-ah!! But Fr-Freddy-San, Yura-chan is--"
NO, GRACIOUS, JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
Torri: "Yeah, I'm with Freddy on this one......" • Disappears as well. •
Oz: • Giving the group his adorable rape face. • "Look out, everybody. Oz + Elliot + Gracious = Catastrophe." • Strips. •
Omg.
Foxy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
So maybe that's why he screams like that....... holy shit, since when was there a huge oregy going on here?!
• For some reason, Shinko's idea of naked Elliot brought forth an oregy. •
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>> I blame ArcheonIsAYandere for this. <<
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