>> That moment when you're relieved to have taken a huge shit, but then you're left with a ripped asshole <<
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You know who would make the best buttplug?
Gracious: "Wtf, no, who?"
KAKASHI
Gracious: "........... You're dead to me."
Because I am dead.
Gracious: "Wait, what??"
Nothing. Where's Faith?
Gracious: "Aren't you supposed to know that?"
No. I thought she was with yo--
HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA!!
* Gets slapped in the back of the head by a huge ass bird wing * WTF WAS THAT
Gracious: "DEIDARA IS AT IT AGAIN!"
NO, THAT'S FAITH SPAMMING DEIDARA'S ATTACK
Torri: "RUN, BITCH, RUN!!"
* Laughing hysterically as she spams everyone with birds *
* Makes a weird ass assortment of hand signs before sticking her middle finger in the hole that her other hand made * PURPLE MOTHERFUCKING JUTSU!
Gracious: * Shifts into dragon form * "TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!"
.... Who's the second kid..?
Gracious: "Just shut up and use your jutsu before I transform back."
Okay, then.. * Points at Faith who is repeatedly smashing the 'O' button * ALLUH AKHBAR!
Gracious: "ALULULULULULULULU!!!!!!!" * Charges at Faith and smashes her controller *
• Deidara disappears •
WHAT THE FUCK, GRACIOUS!!
Gracious: * Points at admin * It was her idea.
GFD, GRACIOUS.
* Makes a weird assortment of signs with her hands and sticks both middle fingers up * GIGANTIC KUGAMANE JUSTSU!!
• A large banana appears • "LOOKING AWAY IS FORBIDDEN, SO LOOK AT ME, OKAY?!"
Gracious: "Admin, it's the Gigantic Spicy Banana!! Don't look at it!!"
* Drooling as lost in the gigantic banana's hypnotic spice *
Gracious: "Ah, ffs, admin." * Takes admin by the shoulders and spins her around so she isn't looking at the banana *
* Comes to * WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Gracious: "Just don't look at it!"
Large banana: "LOOKING AWAY IS FORBIDDEN. FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY SPICE!"
That's disturbing as fuck.
Gracious: "Agreed."
Large banana: "FEAST UPON MY MOTHERFUCKING SPICE!!" * Begins to deteriorate *
DAMMIT TO HELL DANERUU-SAN!!
Gracious: "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!"
I swear, I was almost tempted to masturbate when I was looking at that thing.
Gracious: "What...?"
Nothing.
* Large banana deteriorates into a pile of spice *
What you gonna do now about your banana?~ * Turns to Faith *
I'll do this!! * Does another sign arrangement thingy mobober jiggy * NINE-LIFE DRAGON!
Torri: * Transforms into dragon * I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!
MY VIRGINITY BELONGS TO GRACIOUS
Gracious: "Admin, whaT THE FUCK."
...I MEAN MY VIRGINITY BELONGS TO.. OTHER CERTAIN PEOPLE.
NOW IT BELONGS TO TORRI
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO--
Gracious: * Slaps admin * FFS, EITHER ACT NOW OR LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY.
Right!! Gracious, use Nightfire!!
Gracious: "May I remind you that this is not Pokemon. This is MOTHERFUCKING SHIPPUDEN, DAMMIT!"
Oh yeah, that's right. * Hops on Gracious *
Gracious: "For what Kota calls a beautiful and perfect woman, you're fat and ugly as fuck, I can't carry this truckload on my back."
SHUT UP AND FLY, DAMN YOU!!
Gracious: * Sighs * As you wish, Madame Bitch Ass. * Rises gradually *
* Hops on Torri * LET'S DO THIS SHIT
Torri: "YEEEEAAAAHHHH, TOOOOAAASSSTTT!!!!!" * Shoots up to meet the other pair in the air *
Why can't you cooperate with me like Torri cooperates with Faith?
Gracious: "Because Faith isn't a fat fuck who looks like she acted as a twinkie everytime she was with her boyfriend. And you are what you eat, so!"
If you don't shut up, I will make boots out of your hide.
Gracious: "If you don't shut up, I'll make a feast out of your fat ass."
JUST SPIT NIGHTFIRE AT HER!!
Gracious: * Rolls eyes and opens mouth, loading a purplish fireball *
Torri, cancel out her attack with a Fireflow!
Torri: "Yeeehhh!" * Stretches mouth and loads a bright orange ball *
* Both dragons release their attacks at the same time and they collide, looking like two different KAMEHAMEHAS trying to out power each other *
I WILL LAUGH ON YOUR GRAVE
NOT IF I LAUGH ON YOURS, FIRST
* Immense power pushes the dragons back before an explosion of chaos throws them off the battlefield *
* Has fallen off of Gracious and landed face first on the ground *
Gracious: * Glides safely next to her fallen rider and kicks dirt on her body *
* Has also fallen off, but Torri catches her before she reaches the ground, carrying her safely to the destroyed battlefield *
Torri: * Shrugs at Gracious *
Gracious: * Shrugs back * Our admins are ridiculous sometimes..
Torri: "I know, right?"
Gracious: "It's funny because our admins barely even know how to fight each other."
Torri: "Dumbasses.."
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Ffs- For Fuck's Sake
GFD- God Fucking Dammit
Alluh Akbar- What terrorists say before suicide bombing and shit
If you guys don't know who Kota is, he's my boyfriend. I just enjoy having Gracious hate on me xD
And Faith.. ArcheonIsAYandere This one's for you xD
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