>> Y'all can't deny it, but you love John Cena <<
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"Now son, don't touch JOHN CEEEENAAAAA!!!" • John Cena's theme music •
• Son gets magnetically attracted to John Cena •
"You're dead to me."
"Hey, it says JOHN CEEEENAAAAA on the ceiling!"
• Looks up and sees John Cena hanging from the ceiling • "Oh would you look at that, it actual-- aaaaand you stole my Championship Title.."
"Kitten fight!"
"Wait no, I'm allergic to JOHN CEEEENAAAA!!!!"
• A bunch of John Cena plushies pummel him. •
"Hey, Stacey, do you wanna go to the dance with me?"
"Uhm, no thanks."
"Huh, why not?"
"Because I'm JOHN CEEEENAAAA!!!"
"But you're not--."
• Shoots self in head. • "Bye Ryaannn."
"Doctor, I think I'm a homosexual."
"How can you tell?"
"JOOOHHNN CEEEEENAAAAA!!!!" • Opens mouth and John Cena Five-Knuckle-Shuffles the doctor. •
• Sees a button. • "Hm.." • Presses it. • "Now I'm JOHN CEEEEENAAAA!!"
"Hey, you know who's gay?"
"Who?"
"JOHN CEEEENAAAAA!!"
• Knocks salad out of guy's hands and starts punching it. •
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I'M PUNCHING JOOHN CEEEENAAAA!!"
"WHAT, NO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, MAN?!"
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>> I'm beginning to get less and less creative for this crack fic, I know. Why do I have so many reads if this crap isn't really that funny?
Oh well. I have another idea, but that'll have to wait until Saturday! And you know what that means? Halloween special!!! <<
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