>> So, our new author came! The text that is bold and underlined is her talking, not me. when I'm talking, it's just bold. So have fun reading this chapter that she wrote in Math class. I actually had nothing to do with this. She came to me with it at lunch and I laughed pretty hard. So she wrote everything here, I wrote nothing. Dedication to Shinko-san, the new author! <<
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Torri: "What the fuck."
Alois: "What?"
Torri: "DAT BOY WEARING BOOTY SHORTS!"
"Yeah... It's cuz he's an Englishman."
Elliot: "No bloody Hell! I'M ENGLISH!"
Gracious: "Just the way admin likes it..."
SHUT THE FUCK UP. You're not the one to talk! You were riding, what, 10 dicks earlier.
This is probably where I should leave...
Torri: "OH, NO, ADMIN, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! BEWARE MY CONDOM SWORD!!"
Grell: "Can I have it?"
Gracious: "I thought you wanted Sebastian's.
Freddy: "Fuck this shit, I'm out."
Goddammit, Freddy!
Gracious: "Admin, I'll be honest with you. I'm a banana. AND. I. LIKE. DICK."
YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING BANANA, LEN IS.
Len: "What the fuck, admin?"
Torri: "OH SHIT, FUCKING DINOSAUR!"
Len: "I'm a dinosaur now. Really?"
Gracious: "GET THE FUCKING GODDAMN VOCALOID OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, DAMN DINOSAUR SHIT BALLS, FUCKING DICK BANANA."
Torri: .______.
Romano: ಠ_ಠ "Damn, bitch.."
Yo cheese.
Oh, no, she didn't...!
Torri: "Yeah!" • High-fives admin. •
Italy: "PASTA!"
OMFG. GET YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PASTA SOMEWHERE ELSE, ASSFUCK.
Romano: "Since when did you curse this much, ragazza?"
WHEN I STARTED TO WATCH FUCKING HETALIA, BITCH. GET IT STRAIGHT.
Grell: "LIKE BASSY!"
Freddy: "I'm gonna kick all your damn asses if you don't shut the fuck up."
Night guard: "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT LANGUAGE, DAMMIT!"
Torri: "Says the hypocrite."
Foxy: "Count me in." • Starts twerking. •
Torri: "Damn, admin. THAT'S AN ANIMATRONIC!"
Yo, other admin. End the goddamn chapter.
I'm not the one writing this is math class, dammit!
Torri: "Really? Really, admin?"
Stop using that 'a' word!
Ass?
No, dammit! ADMIN!
Oh. Well, if I end the chapter then maybe I COULD STOP.
Torri: "Admin, admin, admin."
Gracious: "SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS CHAPTER ENDS NOW!"
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>> Credits to Shinko for this awesome chapter! She wrote the whole entire thing by herself, so. Follow her ArcheonIsAYandere please! <<
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