>> Guess who, guess who?~
This photo was a pic I drew for a friend, but it turned out to look lie Jack Vessalius has mental issues. I am using it to my advantage. Hehehehehehehehe. <<
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"Luviussssssssssaaaaaaaa.~"
"Uuuggghhh, ssssssstooooooopppppp..~"
"NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK!"
Gracious.. Don't look. Jack and Elliot are at it again.
"I THOUGHT THEY HATED EACH OTHER, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!"
Jack is totally dominating Elliot. I always knew Jack would be on top-- GRACIOUS, STOP SPYING ON THEM!!
"I can't help it!! It's so weird.. Is he raping Elliot..?"
Why?? Elliot would have punched the living-- actually I can see how this would happen.. I told Elliot not to post on Facebook that he was a Jacob fan. I swear, Twilight has a lot of Edward fans raping Jacob fans..
"Facebook? What's that?"
............ You're all retarded AF.
"HEY GUYS!!"
Sigh.. Hey Steve..
"Hey Steve.."
"WOO, AWESOME PARTY BY THE WAY, HEY, WHAT Y'ALL DOING BACK HERE, THE PARTY'S IN THE OTHER ROOM!!"
* Gracious stands in front of door * "UM. NOTHING."
* Steve fixes the party hat that was slupping off his cubic head * "IS THERE ANOTHER PARTY GOING ON IT THERE!? WWWOOOOO, PARTAAAAY!!!" * Pushes Gracious out of the way and busts the door open *
"Luviusssssss----" * Jack stares at Steve with his dick penetrating Elliot's asshole. *
* Steve stares back, gaping *
"...."
"...."
"...."
"PAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!" * Begins stripping *
*Gracious shuts door *
That...........
"I don't even..."
* Three different screams can be heard from inside the room *
Uhm.. Let's get back to the party room.
"Yyeeeeaaaahhhh..."
* Gracious and admin head back to party room where people are drunk AF *
"Tch, shhhiiiiii, lemme touch da bootyyyyy..~"
FUCK NO, GILBERT!! OZ!!
* Oz takes Gilbert by the hand * "Sorry 'bout him, Gray!!" * Leads him back to the room where the oregy is *
"Isn't that where.."
Just keep moving, Gracious.
* Admin and Gracious continue to move through the drunk crowd *
"Gray, Gracious! You guys look so tense.. Have a drink, loosen up a bit, come on now!~" * Xerxes Break tries to hand them both a glass of white wine *
"Uhm, I don't think we're into drinking.. right Gray?"
* Admin is too busy gulping down crispy white wine *
"Well shit.." * Gracious takes glass and chugs it down *
"Good girls! Come, I want to show you two ladies something.~"
* Both are too drunk to argue, so they follow him to a door in a hallway *
"We have some companyyyyyy.~" * chimes as he opens door *
* Everyone in room stares up... from a huge oregy *
Wwwhhhhaaaaaaaa????
"Wwwhhhhaaaaaaaa????"
"Let's have some fun, shall we?~"
OH SHIT, NOT THIS, NO.
"FUCK MY LIFE, NO, I DON'T WANNA JOIN THIS!"
"HEEEYYY GUUUYYYYSSS!!!!"
* Break sighs * "Hey Steve.."
"I'LL BE ON MY WAY, THEN, BYE!"
* Elliot pulls out his 'wand' * "Luviussssssssssaaaaaaaa.~"
* Gracious's ass is pulled towards him by a force * "FUCK, WAIT NO!"
Aaannnnddd, we're about to get raped.
"AAAHH, NOT SO HARD!!"
FUCK ME, I'M NOT PART OF THIS. * Begins singing 'Fuck This SHIT I'm Out' *
- And that was how the first oregy became -
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>> I DON'T even know anymore XD
Here's a new update, hope y'all enjoy it!
And yes, I have returned!!
Oh, and Happy Birthday, my dear friend, Jack!!
☆☆☆☆ * Doesn't have hearts on this new keyboard, so uses stars * <<
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