>> Faith/Shinko/Ciel/Torri, I am so sorry for this. <<
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It seems we have a new character!
Hm..... You know, Shinko is not here to help me update my crack fic. She usually never is. So you know what? I'm gonna add a new character and maybe she'll help me! Everybody, meet Torri!!
Torri: "Uhm..... Hi?"
Torri, how does it feel to be in my crack fic?
Torri: "I don't want to be here."
...... What?! What do you mean you don't want to be here? You get to help me make people laugh and get Shinko's butt over here!
Torri: "I hope you know that I'm Shinko's OC and not yours."
Yes, I know that.
Torri: "Then why should I play along with your crack fic?"
.... Come on, Torri. Just for this one chapter and then Shinko will help me update because I know she'll crack the whip when she reads this chapter.
Torri: "No. How would you think Gracious would feel if Shinko did this to her?"
HEY, NO ONE TOUCHES MY BITCH.
Gracious: "Who you calling bitch, you buttfuck?"
Torri: "Oh shit."
GRACIOUS. Hey!! I need your--
Gracious: "I'm not helping you with shit."
But Gracious, baby! This is for the good of the crack fic!
Gracious: "This crack fic is no good! All it is is you doing weird shit at the lunch table, fighting with me, and making me have sexual relations with Nige. ALSO, people are getting confused because you like to call me by my Japanese name, Yugana."
.... Wow.
Torri: "Hell yeah, Gracious! Tell her off!"
Gracious: • High-fives Torri •
You guys are mean.
Gracious: "Admin, no one gives a fuck."
• I Don't Fuck With You begins to play in the background •
All I was asking for was to help me get another author to make this crack fic better.......
Gracious: "To make it better? And who's the knew author?"
Torri: "My admin."
Gracious: "Oh, dear.... Let's get ready for some more shit. You know what, I'm surprised that my admin hasn't put any weird stuff in here yet, usually by now someone would be running around naked with condoms over their heads or something like that."
Elliot: "Gracious."
Gracious: • Turns to look at him. • "Wha-- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NAKED, ELLIOT PUT SOME FREAKING CLOTHES ON, OMG, I JUST JINXED MYSELF, ADMIN, YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!"
Elliot: "I can't. Admin is forcing me to do this. The bitch."
Torri: "So that's what a penis looks like.."
Guys, calm down. Shinko suggested I put naked Elliot in here, so.
Gracious: "Let me guess. At lunch time?"
Yup. She suggested something else, but it wouldn't match right now.
Gracious and Torri: "Lord...."
Elliot: "Can I have my clothes back now..?"
Nope. You're too sexy. I mean, haven't you read the first chapter where I announced that it wasn't Jack I was into, but you?
Elliot: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FU--"
WELP, I'MMA END THIS CHAPTER RIGHT HERE. COME ON IN, SHINKO. NEW IDEAS AW--
Gracious: • Is giving Elliot head because she's making admin jealous that she gets the D and not her. •
WHAT THE FUCK. GRACIOUS, THAT'S NASTY, ELLIOT, WHY ARE YOU ALRIGHT WITH THIS, OMFG, NO, THIS CHAPTER NEEDS TO END NOW, OMFG, SO DONE, SHINKO, FIX THIS, PLEASE, HOLY JESUS.
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>> Little author's note! So yes, this chapter is confirming that we are getting another author for this crack fic. So.... Shit's gonna get real, y'all. <<
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