>> I so went there <<
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Gracious: • Sighs. • "I'm kind of bored.."
Isn't that odd. In this crack fic, there isn't supposed to be boredom.
Gracious: "Which means that it's starting to suck."
Hey! It is not! Watch here, I'll make everything better!
Gracious: "By doing what? Replacing Elliot's dick for a cucumber? For your information, I'm going to be using him for a while after this chapter, so please don't."
Woah. Way to make yourself sound like a whore.
Gracious: "Does it look to you like I care? Like anyone's gonna read this fanfic anyways besides Shinko."
Oh, trust me. People will read it.
Gracious: "And how's that gonna happen, huh?"
...... Draw a circle, that's the Earth.
Gracious: "................... draw a circle that's the Earth."
Draw a circle that's the Earth.
Gracious: "Oh, I'm Hetalia."
AAAHHH, YOU CAN SEEEE THEEE MAAAGNIFICEEENT WORLD WITH JUST ONE STROOOKE!
Gracious: "And cheeeeerrr with a biiigg boot!"
Both: "Hetalllllliiiiiii--"
JOOOHN CEEEEENNAAA!! • John Cena's theme music begins playing. •
Gracious: "FOR FREAKING ONCE, CAN YOU JUST LET ONE THING GO RIGHT IN HERE?!?!?!"
What, isn't that how the song goes?
Gracious: "UGH. No!!! Just..." • sighs. •
If I force naked Elliot in here again, would it make you feel better?
Gracious: "FUCK NO, WHAT AM I, A WHORE?!?!"
.... You kind of made it obvious in the beginning of the chapter..
Gracious: "Tch!"
Besides..... Why are you screwing around with Elliot if you already have a boyfriend...?
Gracious: • Gasp. • "HOLY SHIT, I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM."
You almost forgot about JOOOOHHHNNN CEEEEEEEEENAAAAA! • John Cena's theme music. •
Gracious: "I'M GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK."
Yummy.
Gracious: "Grrrr... No one likes John Cena anyways but little kids. Why do you think so many people in the arena scream 'CENA SUCKS'?"
Because they haven't eaten pussy yet.
Gracious: "........ THE FUCK?!"
What, do you have a problem with JOOHHN CEEEEEENNNNNNAAA!? • John Cena's theme music. •
Gracious: "If you say his name one more time."
Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend your JOOOHHNN CEEEE--
Gracious: • Superman Punches admin in face like Roman Reigns. •
• Is KO •
Gracious: "I can snap you, admin. Believe that!" • Brushes herself off. •
• Still KO •
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>> • Is still KO so there's nothing down here for you, fuck off. •
Jk, love y'all, stay tuned for next chapter. <<
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