•~~ Just warning everyone before they read this chapter. This is EXTREMELY innapropriate and very graphic. If you are a bunny lover, do not, I repeat, do NOT read this chapter! Bunnies do die! So do Barbie dolls! ~~•
-- story created by TheBillyBoo ; story retold by @Gracious_Penrose -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named PINGUS. PINGUS was a 6 year old who wanted to drive her daddy's car so when he wasn't looking, she stole his car keys, scooped up her Barbie dolls, and headed for the garage. PINGUS placed her Barbie dolls on the hood of the car and got in the driver's seat, sticking the keys into the ignition. 'Ridin' Dirty' began playing on the radio as she stomped on the gas. The car immediately lurched forward and hit the garage wall. But guess what was against the garage wall? A cage that held their pet rabbit. The rabbit had turned inside out and was smashed against the garage wall. Then the Barbie dolls all threw up their plastic organs and flew into the smeared rabbit on the wall. PINGUS got out of the car and went into the house to get her dad.
"Daddy??? Is it okay that I ran the car into our rabbit? Are my Barbie Dolls gonna be alright?"
"The f**k?!" Her dad ran into the garage with PINGUS right behind him. At the sight of the hole in the garage wall, crashed car, smeared bunny, and organless Barbie dolls, PINGUS began to cry.
"No, don't cry, it's okay. I know how to make things better!" And the dad decided to take the car outside and set it on fire. But PINGUS got mad and threw the smeared bunny, her dad, and the gutless Barbie Dolls into the fire. And as they all burned, they screamed, "WHAT THE F**K?!" And the world exploded because too much MLG.
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>> I warned y'all xD I'm so sorry! TheBillyBoo I will never let this story die. <<
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