Bliss and joy in your mind

I typed the familiar login into YouTube. Wow, 1.2 million subscribers today? I had gained about 2000 in three days. Scrolling down the comments on my previous video, all I could find were requests for an apartment tour, so I succumbed.
"Hello my lovelies," I began, as I began to take clips from all around my house, I really couldn't be bothered to clean everything up, they saw my rooms in enough videos anyway.
After about 2 hours of editing, my new video was ready. I clicked the upload button and that was it. It had only been 10 minutes, and I already had about 300 tweets asking me the same questions over and over, 'Who's are the yellow skinnies on the floor at 2:35?!'
'Who's is the other toothbrush at the sink?' and,
'Do you use the for men showergel or is that someone elses?'

I sent out a tweet, assuring everyone I would address these issues in my next video, so of course the questions came flooding in. Most embarrasing memories of each other, age gap, how did we meet, all of that stuff.

'Hello my lovelies.' I began as usual. 'So, as you all realised, there is a new man in my life. Most of you will know him already. He is the one, the only, Dominic Howard!' For the rest of the video, Dom would be by my side, I had a feeling about a third of my subscribers would unsubscribe after this. We explained how we met (Behind the arena at a concert, he was taking the rubbish out and I sort of walked into him 'by accident'). The most embarassing memory was entertaining. Dom started.
'We went to the park, and Bonnie sat on the round-about, and I thought it would be a good idea to push her round - extremely fast. So as Bonnie was flying round at about 6 billion miles an hour, a young girl, about 11 must have realised who she was earlier. She came up and asked, if she was Bonnie James. I noticed she was trying to talk to her so I grabbed the bar of the round-about and Bonnie kept moving and went flying half way across the bloody park, landing on her arse.' Yep, thanks for that one Dom. It was fine, I had one equally as awkward up my sleeve.
'So, Dom and I had gone out for dinner at the Chinese buffet, and Dom was showing off about how he could use chopsticks with everything. So I challenged him to eat whatever I gave him, with chopsticks, blindfolded. So I gave him a bowl of rice, and Dom being Dom, managed to let it all fall off of the chopsticks, and stick them up his nose. In pain, he rammed his hand down onto the table, thus sending the rice flying all over himself. Nice one Dom!' And he laughed at the memory, giving me a kiss.

We answered the remainder of the questions - including explaining the 6 year age gap. And after an hour of editing, the video was up. Needless to say, my followers, and Dom's, wen't crazy with excitement, we were getting thousands of tweets and messages all congratulating us, some of them even cursing us for stealing their crush!